Post dark humor ITT

Dopameme · January 13, 2015, 08:18:19 PM

preferably racist jokes, because when are those NOT funny?

I'll start.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

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a pizza can feed a family, lol

Azumarill · January 13, 2015, 08:18:52 PM

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies

i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Korra · January 13, 2015, 08:19:00 PM

Azumarill · January 13, 2015, 08:19:14 PM

whats worse than your mom dying in a car crash

being in the car with her

Azumarill · January 13, 2015, 08:21:13 PM

wanna hear a good joke?

yamcha

N/A · January 13, 2015, 08:21:15 PM

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Dopameme · January 13, 2015, 08:22:06 PM

Quote from: Z̼ͤ̓̒ͅḛ̸̻͉͙͚̤̌̔̉̍͘n̷̡͛͐͐ on January 13, 2015, 08:21:15 PM

What do you say when you see your TV moving around in the dark of night?
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Freeze nigger.

LOL

BC · January 13, 2015, 08:22:16 PM

Quote from: Z̼ͤ̓̒ͅḛ̸̻͉͙͚̤̌̔̉̍͘n̷̡͛͐͐ on January 13, 2015, 08:21:15 PM

What do you say when you see your TV moving around in the dark of night?
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Freeze nigger.

Typically, we shoot first, ask questions later.

Dopameme · January 13, 2015, 08:22:47 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 13, 2015, 08:19:00 PM

OP

N/A · January 13, 2015, 08:23:54 PM

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Coomer · January 13, 2015, 08:23:55 PM

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Camero?

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I don't have a Camero in my garage

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Lol jk
I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Camero

SecondClass · January 13, 2015, 08:24:17 PM

What's the difference between three babies and three serrated knives?

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I'm not digesting three serrated knives

N/A · January 13, 2015, 08:25:45 PM

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Korra · January 13, 2015, 08:26:30 PM

Quote from: Officer Nasty on January 13, 2015, 08:22:47 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 13, 2015, 08:19:00 PM
OP

slayingold · January 13, 2015, 08:27:40 PM

What do you call a kid with no arms in a pile of leaves?

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Rustle

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I feel bad for this joke, but I just wanted to add one ;-;

Azumarill · January 13, 2015, 08:31:52 PM

what do you call a kid with no arms or legs

names

*throws confetti*

challengerX · January 13, 2015, 08:48:56 PM

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Azumarill · January 13, 2015, 08:51:43 PM

Quote from: challengerX on January 13, 2015, 08:48:56 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on January 13, 2015, 08:31:52 PM
what do you call a kid with no arms or legs

names

*throws confetti*
Ok that one is just fucking hilarious.

its a bo burnham bit, im not sure which special its from though. either what. or words words words

Kud · January 13, 2015, 09:05:21 PM

Why do black people only have nightmares?

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Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

challengerX · January 13, 2015, 09:08:01 PM

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