Please stop smoking

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As we all know, smoking is really bad for your health. What a lot of people don't realize is that when you smoke, those few minutes of your expected lifespan are literally transformed into the ash you flick away into an ashtray. Ashtrays, each and every one of them, are constructed by a single group running several dozen front companies.
Basically, unless you're putting out your smokes beneath your heel or in the ashtray your kid made at camp, you're dispensing your ashen life into this group's eager little recepticle. Their ashtrays absorb the life force from the ashes and sends it to a central holding facility. No one knows for sure what these guys are going to do when they've collected all that life energy, but it's probably going to be huge.
Incidentally, there's talk of a rival organization leading the anti-smoking political agenda from behind the scenes. They probably figure removing smoking sections, and thus ashtrays, from restaurants and bars is a good first step towards thwarting whatever it is this ashtray company is trying to do.


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Your love gets me so high
Is this what getting a botched lobotomy does to you?


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See you Cowgirl,
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Is this what getting a botched lobotomy does to you?
Don't drink and smoke while pregnant


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Is this what getting a botched lobotomy does to you?

you tell us <.<


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You think smokers don't know that? Smoking is addictive. Addictive. Smokers aren't really fond of people preaching to them, either, so that doesn't help. I know from first hand experience. I could have made a pun, but I hold back.


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Your love gets me so high


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Did your Mum smoke whilst she was pregnant with you?


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Did your Mum smoke whilst she was pregnant with you?
Stop stealing my jokes


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Its k, i only do it when im drunk.


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Did your Mum smoke whilst she was pregnant with you?
Stop stealing my jokes
I'm not.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
No. I like smoking, I'll stop when I want to. Not because some swedish fag told me to.


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No. I like smoking, I'll stop when I want to. Not because some swedish fag told me to.
You'll stop when you die of lung cancer


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No. I like smoking, I'll stop when I want to. Not because some swedish fag told me to.
YOU've doomed us all!¨¨readt he op


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
No. I like smoking, I'll stop when I want to. Not because some swedish fag told me to.
You'll stop when you die of lung cancer
Good, then I'll be free from the suffering of this world.


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No. I like smoking, I'll stop when I want to. Not because some swedish fag told me to.
You'll stop when you die of lung cancer
Good, then I'll be free from the suffering of this world.
Kill yourself


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Maybe you need to stop smoking. I don't mean cigarettes.


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Your love gets me so high
No. I like smoking, I'll stop when I want to. Not because some swedish fag told me to.
You'll stop when you die of lung cancer
Good, then I'll be free from the suffering of this world.
Verby, is that you?


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No. I like smoking, I'll stop when I want to. Not because some swedish fag told me to.
You'll stop when you die of lung cancer
Good, then I'll be free from the suffering of this world.
Verby, is that you?
He's been around Kinder too much


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
No. I like smoking, I'll stop when I want to. Not because some swedish fag told me to.
You'll stop when you die of lung cancer
Good, then I'll be free from the suffering of this world.
Verby, is that you?
Hello it is the one and only Verbatim, I will suck the life out of everything. Including your mother.


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I seriously don't know why someone would start smoking in this day and age. We all know it's terrible for you.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
>tfw im just about to light up


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I seriously don't know why someone would start smoking in this day and age. We all know it's terrible for you.

Don't most smokers start when they're young?


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I seriously don't know why someone would start smoking in this day and age. We all know it's terrible for you.

Don't most smokers start when they're young?
Yes. But my point is at least older people may have been mislead or didn't know it was bad for you. Literally every person knows smoking is bad for you now, and you'd have to be some kind of idiot to even pick up the habit.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
>tfw im just about to light up
shit bruh what you smoking?


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I seriously don't know why someone would start smoking in this day and age. We all know it's terrible for you.

Don't most smokers start when they're young?
Yes. But my point is at least older people may have been mislead or didn't know it was bad for you. Literally every person knows smoking is bad for you now, and you'd have to be some kind of idiot to even pick up the habit.

I would imagine that the older ones tried it out of curiosity and then got hooked. 


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I seriously don't know why someone would start smoking in this day and age. We all know it's terrible for you.

Don't most smokers start when they're young?
Yes. But my point is at least older people may have been mislead or didn't know it was bad for you. Literally every person knows smoking is bad for you now, and you'd have to be some kind of idiot to even pick up the habit.

I would imagine that the older ones tried it out of curiosity and then got hooked.
You don't get hooked off of one cigarette, though.


 
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I seriously don't know why someone would start smoking in this day and age. We all know it's terrible for you.

Don't most smokers start when they're young?
Yes. But my point is at least older people may have been mislead or didn't know it was bad for you. Literally every person knows smoking is bad for you now, and you'd have to be some kind of idiot to even pick up the habit.

I would imagine that the older ones tried it out of curiosity and then got hooked.
You don't get hooked off of one cigarette, though.
Nicotine is one of the most addictive drugs out there.