NSFW Peeing in the shower?

XSEAN · September 01, 2015, 04:09:39 PM

Do u pee in the shower?

September 01, 2015, 04:11:12 PM

When I had an outdoor shower, yes.

velox · September 01, 2015, 04:11:14 PM

If I feel like it. It'll wash away anyway, why get out just to pee?

XSEAN · September 01, 2015, 04:12:52 PM

Quote from: Vien on September 01, 2015, 04:11:12 PM

When I had an outdoor shower, yes.

Outdoor shower?

Vien is rich

Mat Cauthon · September 01, 2015, 04:13:28 PM

On the rare occasion I forget to go before getting in, sure.

Batch · September 01, 2015, 04:18:32 PM

Yes, like what the hell does it matter, wash it where it fell pet some water run there and you're fine.

Jocephalopod · September 01, 2015, 04:19:48 PM

I purposefully piss on my legs to keep warm during the winter, I then apply massive amounts of cologne to mask my primal stench

September 01, 2015, 04:25:35 PM

Quote from: XSEAN on September 01, 2015, 04:12:52 PM

Quote from: Vien on September 01, 2015, 04:11:12 PM
When I had an outdoor shower, yes.
Outdoor shower?

Vien is rich

I lived at a really nice house a while back, yes. I wouldn't exactly say rich.

clum clum · September 01, 2015, 04:39:19 PM

Yes. All the time. It's a shower after all. And pee is sterile anyway for the first few mins and it all goes down the drain.

I also prefer to piss in the sink rather than the toilet.

Coomer · September 01, 2015, 04:49:22 PM

Yes

"Why pee where I clean myself?"

Pffft

Rinev · September 01, 2015, 04:55:37 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 01, 2015, 04:19:48 PM

I purposefully piss on my legs to keep warm during the winter, I then apply massive amounts of cologne to mask my primal stench

And here I thought that I was the only one.

I don't use cologne though.

The Lord Ruler · September 01, 2015, 05:02:40 PM

Yeah

And I always aim for the drain. It's like a game you can play

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Alternative Facts · September 01, 2015, 05:04:10 PM

Jocephalopod · September 01, 2015, 05:05:20 PM

Quote from: Rinev on September 01, 2015, 04:55:37 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 01, 2015, 04:19:48 PM
I purposefully piss on my legs to keep warm during the winter, I then apply massive amounts of cologne to mask my primal stench
And here I thought that I was the only one.

I don't use cologne though.

do you eat certain foods to make your urine smell pleasant?

DAS B00T x2 · September 01, 2015, 05:06:56 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 01, 2015, 05:05:20 PM

Quote from: Rinev on September 01, 2015, 04:55:37 PM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 01, 2015, 04:19:48 PM
I purposefully piss on my legs to keep warm during the winter, I then apply massive amounts of cologne to mask my primal stench
And here I thought that I was the only one.

I don't use cologne though.

do you eat certain foods to make your urine smell pleasant?

urine does smell pleasant.
#dat ammonia

Rinev · September 01, 2015, 05:08:49 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 01, 2015, 05:05:20 PM

Quote from: Rinev on September 01, 2015, 04:55:37 PM
And here I thought that I was the only one.

I don't use cologne though.

do you eat certain foods to make your urine smell pleasant?

My diet consists of bagels and iced tea.

Jocephalopod · September 01, 2015, 05:09:20 PM

Quote from: GAIUS DASSIUS B00TSAR on September 01, 2015, 05:06:56 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 01, 2015, 05:05:20 PM
Quote from: Rinev on September 01, 2015, 04:55:37 PM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 01, 2015, 04:19:48 PM
I purposefully piss on my legs to keep warm during the winter, I then apply massive amounts of cologne to mask my primal stench
And here I thought that I was the only one.

I don't use cologne though.

do you eat certain foods to make your urine smell pleasant?
urine does smell pleasant.
#dat ammonia

u don't smell the ammonia, ammonia smells like complete shit

the urea does the job.

Jocephalopod · September 01, 2015, 05:09:39 PM

Quote from: Rinev on September 01, 2015, 05:08:49 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 01, 2015, 05:05:20 PM
Quote from: Rinev on September 01, 2015, 04:55:37 PM
And here I thought that I was the only one.

I don't use cologne though.

do you eat certain foods to make your urine smell pleasant?
My diet consists of bagels and iced tea.

thank you

Verbatim · September 01, 2015, 05:10:26 PM

I'm genuinely surprised by all the "yes" in this thread.

I've only done it once, when I was little, and my mother told me off for it. So I never did it again.

I know it's not a big deal--it's just... I don't know. It's like table manners.

Jocephalopod · September 01, 2015, 05:19:32 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 01, 2015, 05:10:26 PM

I'm genuinely surprised by all the "yes" in this thread.

I've only done it once, when I was little, and my mother told me off for it. So I never did it again.

I know it's not a big deal--it's just... I don't know. It's like table manners.

it's a huge deal, you're wasting massive amounts of water and killing millions.

next you'll tell me you don't shit in the shower

Kitsune 狐 · September 01, 2015, 06:16:06 PM

I love peeing in the shower it's the only time I can stand up and pee... Which is nice. Also, good use of the nsfw prefix! ^.^

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 01, 2015, 06:34:01 PM

no not really

XSEAN · September 01, 2015, 07:26:59 PM

Quote from: Kitsunekun on September 01, 2015, 06:16:06 PM

I love peeing in the shower it's the only time I can stand up and pee... Which is nice. Also, good use of the nsfw prefix! ^.^

girl problems and ty

True Turquoise · September 01, 2015, 09:28:51 PM

I did it like once.

cuneif · September 01, 2015, 09:54:25 PM

I pee in the shower all the time, like this kid

YouTube

Oh the memories.

Bonewheel Barry · September 02, 2015, 10:05:15 AM

Yep, I assume most guys do too.