Past or Future You?

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 09:27:26 PM

Say the magical time fairy visited you and gave you the choice of talking with a past or future self. Who would you talk to, and what would you talk about?

Future me and I would have a conversation about how to get shit done (education-wise, finances, mood).

Tyger · January 20, 2015, 09:28:28 PM

I would talk to future me and see if I make it as a Chem Engineer

January 20, 2015, 09:29:26 PM

Past.

Doctor Doom · January 20, 2015, 09:30:10 PM

Tough one.

Probably past me, to warn him of the many mistakes I've made and tell him how to avoid them.

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 09:33:45 PM

Quote from: Lord Keksworth on January 20, 2015, 09:30:10 PM

Tough one.

Probably past me, to warn him of the many mistakes I've made and tell him how to avoid them.

I considered this option, but there are fuck ups of mine crucial to establishing my current mindset, and that may prove to be the thing that allows me to succeed in my endeavors.
But maybe talking to past you would change who you were now, and you could make yourself that much closer to your dreams, right?
Time talking is tricky business.

Jim · January 20, 2015, 09:35:57 PM

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Elegiac · January 20, 2015, 09:35:58 PM

Future self, since his particular existence in his and (now) my current form is contingent on the fact that he has a time machine, and when I visit him I tell him to go back in time and surgically implant his brain into my past self. Thus giving me access to the technology to travel forward in time to visit him. Thus beginning the new cycle of my total eminence.

Luis · January 20, 2015, 09:37:54 PM

Aether · January 20, 2015, 09:39:00 PM

Past if my talking to them had any effect on the outcome of my life.

Otherwise future.

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 09:39:26 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on January 20, 2015, 09:35:58 PM

Future self, since his particular existence in his and (now) my current form is contingent on the fact that he has a time machine, and when I visit him I tell him to go back in time and surgically implant his brain into my past self. Thus giving me access to the technology to travel forward in time to visit him. Thus beginning the new cycle of my total eminence.

The only difference between you and this other you (besides the time thing) is a fairy. You could in theory try to kill the time fairy, but I don't know how that even works.

R o c k e t · January 20, 2015, 09:40:50 PM

Future me, since I'm not really that old.
I'd like to know if my music career succeeds.

Sandtrap · January 20, 2015, 09:41:31 PM

The past is long dead and as shitty of a time as it was for me. It was all necessary. So I look to the future, and ask a few simple important questions.

But I have another question. What if you go to summon future you, and nobody shows up because future you is dead? Then what?

Ásgeirr · January 20, 2015, 09:42:12 PM

As if any iteration of my self would talk to myself.

Too introverted lol

Aether · January 20, 2015, 09:43:33 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on January 20, 2015, 09:41:31 PM

The past is long dead and as shitty of a time as it was for me. It was all necessary. So I look to the future, and ask a few simple important questions.

But I have another question. What if you go to summon future you, and nobody shows up because future you is dead? Then what?

Well, unless you were to die instantaneously as you read and comprehend this point, there will always be a future you.

Elegiac · January 20, 2015, 09:44:12 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 09:39:26 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on January 20, 2015, 09:35:58 PM
Future self, since his particular existence in his and (now) my current form is contingent on the fact that he has a time machine, and when I visit him I tell him to go back in time and surgically implant his brain into my past self. Thus giving me access to the technology to travel forward in time to visit him. Thus beginning the new cycle of my total eminence.
The only difference between you and this other you (besides the time thing) is a fairy. You could in theory try to kill the time fairy, but I don't know how that even works.

I'm not quite following you.

Casper · January 20, 2015, 09:45:33 PM

Past.
I'd go back to 2004 and tell the fat fuck to lose weight, grow his hair out, learn to style it, and to start hormones sometime before he turned 18.

And for the love of God, get the fucking braces.

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 09:45:57 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on January 20, 2015, 09:41:31 PM

The past is long dead and as shitty of a time as it was for me. It was all necessary. So I look to the future, and ask a few simple important questions.

But I have another question. What if you go to summon future you, and nobody shows up because future you is dead? Then what?

You would be sitting wherever the fairy sets you up with your own corpse, or if she's feeling less mischievous, no one would be there. Then you'd try to prevent that death maybe?
Time fairy's just doing an odd job before Fairymas.

Wizard · January 20, 2015, 09:46:29 PM

Future

Elegiac · January 20, 2015, 09:47:17 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on January 20, 2015, 09:44:12 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 09:39:26 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on January 20, 2015, 09:35:58 PM
Future self, since his particular existence in his and (now) my current form is contingent on the fact that he has a time machine, and when I visit him I tell him to go back in time and surgically implant his brain into my past self. Thus giving me access to the technology to travel forward in time to visit him. Thus beginning the new cycle of my total eminence.
The only difference between you and this other you (besides the time thing) is a fairy. You could in theory try to kill the time fairy, but I don't know how that even works.
I'm not quite following you.

Oh wait, I didn't read the OP properly, never mind.

RadicalClass32 · January 20, 2015, 09:52:10 PM

Go back in time to the past me when I was about to start 2nd grade and warn him about how much people are going to raise tons of hell on him.

This actually happened.

Epsira · January 20, 2015, 10:16:48 PM

Quote from: RadicalClass32 on January 20, 2015, 09:52:10 PM

Go back in time to the past me when I was about to start 2nd grade and warn him about how much people are going to raise tons of hell on him.

This actually happened.

You reminded me, I could go back to 1st grade and do something similar. That's pretty tempting, actually.

Forgewolf · January 20, 2015, 10:19:17 PM

Knowing my future could do more damage and change my course completely. Speaking to my past self would avoid or repair issues I would have encountered later in life.

Mat Cauthon · January 21, 2015, 02:59:21 AM

Future me, I think I've a greater capacity for improvement right now and am in need of inspiration.
Sure I might be able to convince past me to not be such a useless cunt up to now, but I wouldn't want to forget or nullify a lot of the things I've seen and know.

RadicalClass32 · January 21, 2015, 07:02:40 PM

Quote from: Epsira on January 20, 2015, 10:16:48 PM

Quote from: RadicalClass32 on January 20, 2015, 09:52:10 PM
Go back in time to the past me when I was about to start 2nd grade and warn him about how much people are going to raise tons of hell on him.

This actually happened.
You reminded me, I could go back to 1st grade and do something similar. That's pretty tempting, actually.

Indeed.

The fact when summer started was my one-way ticket out of that hellhole.

Azure · January 21, 2015, 07:03:09 PM

Talking to myself eh?

Verbatim · January 21, 2015, 07:05:55 PM

Talking to my past self would be pointless. We live in a deterministic universe.

I would talk to my future self, if only to confirm that he's there at all.

clum clum · January 21, 2015, 07:10:21 PM

Past. I'd tell the fat cunt of all the mistakes he's made. I'd have lost the weight earlier, and so much more. God damn, I fucked my past up so badly that the remains of it still echo through my life.

Novice · January 21, 2015, 07:24:23 PM

I would like to talk to my past self to warn him of stuff, but that would change who I am. I couldn't live without this supreme level of dankness. Obviously this leaves the choice of future, I'd ask that suave motherfucker what path I should take to become even more dank.