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one time i felt to pee

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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
but i had just finished fapping to shekel porn so when i got to the toilet i started jizzing instead

but my mom beforehand dumped her period-blood stained pad in the same toilet and didn't flush so my cum fertilized the egg


and that's the story of how i became the father of my own brother


pls no copy pasterini tortellini lamborghini frappucini bikini linguine my brother's life story he was born with chronic autism

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uhhh...

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Most impressive.

 
 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱

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Ember used to be cool and funny

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Ember used to be cool and funny

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autism awareness bump

 
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Almost always, with moderation
I chuckled.

 
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See you Cowgirl,
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Ember used to be cool and funny

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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 25, 2014, 07:15:08 PM
Yeah, I'm muting you too.
ow that hurt my self esteem

 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
...wtf

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Quote from: Ember on September 25, 2014, 06:41:38 PM
but my mom beforehand dumped her period-blood stained pad in the same toilet and didn't flush so my cum fertilized the egg
That's not how it fucking works
Last Edit: September 26, 2014, 03:51:39 PM by SecondClass

 
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Quote from: SecondClass on September 26, 2014, 03:51:21 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 25, 2014, 06:41:38 PM
but my mom beforehand dumped her period-blood stained pad in the same toilet and didn't flush so my cum fertilized the egg
That's not how it fucking works
fuck stop editing stuff before i can make a snarky remark
Last Edit: September 26, 2014, 03:52:13 PM by Ember

 
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Quote from: Ember on September 26, 2014, 03:51:52 PM
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Quote from: Ember on September 25, 2014, 06:41:38 PM
but my mom beforehand dumped her period-blood stained pad in the same toilet and didn't flush so my cum fertilized the egg
That's not how it fucking works
that's not how quotes fucking work
that's not how you work

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: SecondClass on September 26, 2014, 03:51:21 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 25, 2014, 06:41:38 PM
but my mom beforehand dumped her period-blood stained pad in the same toilet and didn't flush so my cum fertilized the egg
That's not how it fucking works
õ_______o

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Quote from: Ember on September 26, 2014, 03:51:52 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 26, 2014, 03:51:21 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 25, 2014, 06:41:38 PM
but my mom beforehand dumped her period-blood stained pad in the same toilet and didn't flush so my cum fertilized the egg
That's not how it fucking works
that's not how quotes fucking work
bitch at least I'm not a shekel snorter

 
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Ember used to be cool and funny

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Quote from: SecondClass on September 26, 2014, 03:52:37 PM
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Quote from: SecondClass on September 26, 2014, 03:51:21 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 25, 2014, 06:41:38 PM
but my mom beforehand dumped her period-blood stained pad in the same toilet and didn't flush so my cum fertilized the egg
That's not how it fucking works
that's not how quotes fucking work
bitch at least I'm not a shekel snorter
is that supposed to be insulting

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Quote from: LancexLink on September 26, 2014, 03:55:34 PM
Stupid thread
what the fuck did you just fucking you know the rest

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Quote from: Ember on September 26, 2014, 03:53:39 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 26, 2014, 03:52:37 PM
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Quote from: Ember on September 25, 2014, 06:41:38 PM
but my mom beforehand dumped her period-blood stained pad in the same toilet and didn't flush so my cum fertilized the egg
That's not how it fucking works
that's not how quotes fucking work
bitch at least I'm not a shekel snorter
is that supposed to be insulting
I forgot that you take pride in your jewery

 
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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
Quote from: LancexLink on September 26, 2014, 03:59:53 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 26, 2014, 03:56:22 PM
Quote from: LancexLink on September 26, 2014, 03:55:34 PM
Stupid thread
what the fuck did you just fucking you know the rest
Stupid response as well
you know i don't like your attitude mister
Last Edit: September 26, 2014, 04:01:04 PM by Ember

 
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Quote from: Ember on September 26, 2014, 03:53:39 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 26, 2014, 03:52:37 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 26, 2014, 03:51:52 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 26, 2014, 03:51:21 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 25, 2014, 06:41:38 PM
but my mom beforehand dumped her period-blood stained pad in the same toilet and didn't flush so my cum fertilized the egg
That's not how it fucking works
that's not how quotes fucking work
bitch at least I'm not a shekel snorter
is that supposed to be insulting
I forgot that you take pride in your jewery
i also take pride in knowing how to spell jewry

 
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Quote from: SecondClass on September 26, 2014, 03:59:14 PM
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Quote from: SecondClass on September 26, 2014, 03:52:37 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 26, 2014, 03:51:52 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on September 26, 2014, 03:51:21 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 25, 2014, 06:41:38 PM
but my mom beforehand dumped her period-blood stained pad in the same toilet and didn't flush so my cum fertilized the egg
That's not how it fucking works
that's not how quotes fucking work
bitch at least I'm not a shekel snorter
is that supposed to be insulting
I forgot that you take pride in your jewery
i also take pride in knowing how to spell jewry
do you admit defeat yet class

 
 
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