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What signature things do your grandparents/old people you know do?
Last Edit: September 12, 2014, 02:30:52 PM by I_IRONMAN_I

 
 
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My grandfather is slightly racist against gooks and hates Burger King with a passion.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Grandma had a nickname for me...which i dont remember right now.

Oh, she also calls the market 'Lidl' by the name 'Hitlers market'
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My grandmother on my father's side used to always insist that people should take take more food after they'd eaten up. She cooked a lot of food, and good food. She also had this big vegetable patch that covered her and my grandfather's entire needs when it came to veggies, roots, and such. A damn active woman, she was. Even up in her 70's.

Nowadays she mostly sits still. The years are catching up to her.

She's also the only one of my grandparents that's still alive.

 
 
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I was a dick to my grandmother when I was a child and a shit-eating teenager. One of my biggest regrets in my life.

It's because she was always a little slow on the uptake. She never understood sarcasm, and I... speak in sarcasm, so, she never really understood what I was saying a lot of the time. So I'd get snappy with her often, because I was immature and didn't know that the world isn't revolving around me.

She's still alive, by the way. I know that using the past tense makes it seem like she's not, but she is. So yeah.
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My grandfather can't close his mouth when he breathes. It makes me want to gag him.

 
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they like to tell me how much better and easier they had things

 
 
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Quote from: Ryle on September 12, 2014, 02:53:07 PM
they like to tell me how much better and easier they had things
Easier? No.
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Quote from: Vien on September 12, 2014, 02:52:13 PM
My grandfather can't close his mouth when he breathes. It makes me want to gag him.
Ugh, my grandmother can't close her mouth when she eats.

 
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Many of them treat service employees like shit and seem to be under the impression that their age alone means they deserve some kind of reverent respect even though they've probably done nothing to earn that kind of respect.
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
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Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
A lot of them smell really bad.

 
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I never met my grandparents from my dads side, they died before I was born.

Grandmother from my mothers side died a few years back, she was a quiet little old lady. My mothers father is a polygamist little faggot who neglected my grandmother and all her kids after he married another women, he only cared about his new wife and her kids.

 
 
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Quote from: Ossku on September 12, 2014, 02:38:59 PM
Grandma had a nickname for me...which i dont remember right now.

Oh, she also calls the market 'Lidl' by the name 'Hitlers market'
Wait.....

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
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Quote from: Ossku on September 12, 2014, 02:38:59 PM
Grandma had a nickname for me...which i dont remember right now.

Oh, she also calls the market 'Lidl' by the name 'Hitlers market'
Wait.....
What is it now ._.

 
 
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My gandpa gave me a weird name

 
 
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My gandpa gave me a weird name
What is it?

 
 
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Quote from: Yutaka on September 12, 2014, 06:10:40 PM
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My gandpa gave me a weird name
What is it?

Dolfy
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I don't even, what?

I don't even know, he was an old, rich bastard who loved me. He was dying too, so I just let him call me it. Didn't want to upset the old fucker.

 
 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on September 12, 2014, 06:12:58 PM
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My gandpa gave me a weird name
What is it?

Dolfy
>.>
I don't even, what?

I don't even know, he was an old, rich bastard who loved me. He was dying too, so I just let him call me it. Didn't want to upset the old fucker.
You rich Brit.

 
 
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My Grandpa is just so...friendly. He'll have random conversations with people passing us on the sidewalk, make half-funny half-cringy jokes to waitresses, etc. He is super kickass, though. 74 and healthier than anyone else I know.

 
 
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My gandpa gave me a weird name
What is it?

Dolfy
>.>
I don't even, what?

I don't even know, he was an old, rich bastard who loved me. He was dying too, so I just let him call me it. Didn't want to upset the old fucker.
You rich Brit.

I like to think my family is wealthy. Not rich, I'm not and different to anybody else.

 
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My gandpa gave me a weird name
What is it?

Dolfy
>.>
I don't even, what?

I don't even know, he was an old, rich bastard who loved me. He was dying too, so I just let him call me it. Didn't want to upset the old fucker.
You rich Brit.

I like to think my family is wealthy. Not rich, I'm not and different to anybody else.
From what I've heard from you it certainly seems that your family is well off.