NSFW Offical ERP thread

one finger for every anus

i pay in semen

It was then, that he looked deeply into the woman's eyes. His hand laid parallel with the woman's, the palm of his right hand touching her left hand, on the back of her hand. He felt as if he should kiss her, but would that be the right thing to do? For he had only just met her. His heart beat fast, faster than anytime he had met anyone he had even considered being with. Maybe it was her eyes, her hair, the odd mixture of black, brown and white, or just a combination of them all. Every feature made his heart beat faster than the speed of light. Yet, he still felt as if there was something wrong. He breathed deeply, his hand growing sweaty. But fuck it, he loved her, it was quick, but he loved her deepy. She was too beautiful, so he took his chance. He moved forward for the kiss, and yet.. only what he got in return was a lick to the face. Jocephalopod was a dog.

Edit: I bet you furfucks got a boner off of that one.

explain this

It was then, that he looked deeply into the woman's eyes. His hand laid parallel with the woman's, the palm of his right hand touching her left hand, on the back of her hand. He felt as if he should kiss her, but would that be the right thing to do? For he had only just met her. His heart beat fast, faster than anytime he had met anyone he had even considered being with. Maybe it was her eyes, her hair, the odd mixture of black, brown and white, or just a combination of them all. Every feature made his heart beat faster than the speed of light. Yet, he still felt as if there was something wrong. He breathed deeply, his hand growing sweaty. But fuck it, he loved her, it was quick, but he loved her deepy. She was too beautiful, so he took his chance. He moved forward for the kiss, and yet.. only what he got in return was a lick to the face. Jocephalopod was a dog.

Edit: I bet you furfucks got a boner off of that one.

explain this

I'm a writer.

It was then, that he looked deeply into the woman's eyes. His hand laid parallel with the woman's, the palm of his right hand touching her left hand, on the back of her hand. He felt as if he should kiss her, but would that be the right thing to do? For he had only just met her. His heart beat fast, faster than anytime he had met anyone he had even considered being with. Maybe it was her eyes, her hair, the odd mixture of black, brown and white, or just a combination of them all. Every feature made his heart beat faster than the speed of light. Yet, he still felt as if there was something wrong. He breathed deeply, his hand growing sweaty. But fuck it, he loved her, it was quick, but he loved her deepy. She was too beautiful, so he took his chance. He moved forward for the kiss, and yet.. only what he got in return was a lick to the face. Jocephalopod was a dog.

Edit: I bet you furfucks got a boner off of that one.

explain this

I'm a writer.

a synonym for unemployed.

Nah, that's called a freelance journalist. I work elsewhere. I write my books as a hobby. I don't want to turn it into a job, because when it gets turned into a job, that's when you lose the fun of it. Writing a universe is fun.

Nah, that's called a freelance journalist. I work elsewhere. I write my books as a hobby. I don't want to turn it into a job, because when it gets turned into a job, that's when you lose the fun of it. Writing a universe is fun.

oh, cool shit.

I haven't written recently though.

See Title
Read OP text
Nope
ABANDON THREAD

>be me
>see thread title
>"pls no"
>enters
>read OP
>nope.jpg
>nopenopenopenopenope.gif
>abandons thread

Oh gre- Holy -blam!- my keyboard turned black! *Goes to option menu*

It's normal now. Did I do it right?

Ejectejecteject

*pulls the handle*

*hits head on the canopy, breaking neck*

At least he went quick.

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UH YEAH BABY SPIT ON MY RED THROBBING PENIS

*eats banana sexually*

You shut your sexy mouth.

*knocks*

opens the door to see you standing in front of me, your eyes hungry with desire.

*grabs your neck and pushes you in*

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Just saying, I got more than one hole.

I don't like sharing.

*knocks*

opens the door to see you standing in front of me, your eyes hungry with desire.

*grabs your neck and pushes you in*

*grabs you back and force your lips and mine to interlock*

*pulls your hips in and slides my tongue into your mouth*

Just saying, I got more than one hole.

I don't like sharing.

Come now
Sharing is caring babe

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