Quote from: Annie on May 26, 2017, 10:16:14 PM

Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 10:13:50 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:10:08 PM

no just screenshot your profile so i can see all your pics

1 selfie max

mine is better

you dont have any pics of you with an animal or with family or friends? Just something that isnt a selfie?

get rid of the fucking coffee meme or whatever that is

I dont let people take pictures of me

and no that image is my life in one pic

it encapsulates me

should i connect my instragram to this

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on May 26, 2017, 10:21:38 PM

Smile in more of your pictures

but i don't really smile that much bro i'm pretty somber most of the time

Regardless, it helps avoid coming across as unpleasant.

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:19:47 PM

Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 10:13:50 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:10:08 PM

no just screenshot your profile so i can see all your pics

1 selfie max

id make 5 your main pic tbh it got a vibe to it that would get peoples interest

i would get ride of your current main pic completely and probably your 2nd pic too

and thats all you should have plus the grad pic you dont need to fill up all the slots

how she lookin

Better.

tfw youve snapchatted the jive signal for help and he just ignores you

No no, that's not a proper Jive summoning ritual. 

You must first meditate upon your potential thottery, then prostrate yourself before a gym-side alter of Jive's muscles. After imbibing a specially made protein shake you will have visions of the great Jive in which he shall instruct you flawlessly. 

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:19:47 PM

Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 10:13:50 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:10:08 PM

no just screenshot your profile so i can see all your pics

1 selfie max

id make 5 your main pic tbh it got a vibe to it that would get peoples interest

i would get ride of your current main pic completely and probably your 2nd pic too

and thats all you should have plus the grad pic you dont need to fill up all the slots

how she lookin

perf bruh and insta doesnt really matter like 90% of girls probably wont be looking that far into your profile

def do an anthem

keep your bio short and sweet, be creative with it dont actually list off interests or hobbies

ok second "started dating a dude online and a week later said dude tried to kill himself" class

Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 10:27:08 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:19:47 PM

Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 10:13:50 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:10:08 PM

no just screenshot your profile so i can see all your pics

1 selfie max

id make 5 your main pic tbh it got a vibe to it that would get peoples interest

i would get ride of your current main pic completely and probably your 2nd pic too

and thats all you should have plus the grad pic you dont need to fill up all the slots

how she lookin

perf bruh and insta doesnt really matter like 90% of girls probably wont be looking that far into your profile

def do an anthem

keep your bio short and sweet, be creative with it dont actually list off interests or hobbies

what sort a anthem should i use

and why wouldnt i list interests in bio? how will i know which people share my interests?

Quote from: TBlocks on May 26, 2017, 10:33:57 PM

oh no you got rid of the Mcdonalds pic

Looks good to me though. The DD pic will seal the deal.

yeah i liked that one too. vex said i looked hella daddy in that pic but whatev

psshhh, whatever. It's a good one.

Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 10:53:57 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:37:08 PM

Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 10:27:08 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:19:47 PM

Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 10:13:50 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:10:08 PM

no just screenshot your profile so i can see all your pics

1 selfie max

id make 5 your main pic tbh it got a vibe to it that would get peoples interest

i would get ride of your current main pic completely and probably your 2nd pic too

and thats all you should have plus the grad pic you dont need to fill up all the slots

how she lookin

perf bruh and insta doesnt really matter like 90% of girls probably wont be looking that far into your profile

def do an anthem

keep your bio short and sweet, be creative with it dont actually list off interests or hobbies

what sort a anthem should i use

and why wouldnt i list interests in bio? how will i know which people share my interests?

i mean thats all up to you tbh i wouldnt go too esoteric with it though

ehhh its better to just save you interests as talking points later when you get matches and set up dates or whatever

girls will find you more interesting if youre witty/funny in your bio

how bout this

i realise that my interests and stuff would make good conversation topics but i'm really using tinder more to meet girls that are in my lane of taste, so to speak. i'm not really looking to fuck just anything, i can do that without tinder.

Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 11:16:33 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 11:05:09 PM

Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 10:53:57 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:37:08 PM

Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 10:27:08 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:19:47 PM

Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 10:13:50 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:10:08 PM

no just screenshot your profile so i can see all your pics

1 selfie max

id make 5 your main pic tbh it got a vibe to it that would get peoples interest

i would get ride of your current main pic completely and probably your 2nd pic too

and thats all you should have plus the grad pic you dont need to fill up all the slots

how she lookin

perf bruh and insta doesnt really matter like 90% of girls probably wont be looking that far into your profile

def do an anthem

keep your bio short and sweet, be creative with it dont actually list off interests or hobbies

what sort a anthem should i use

and why wouldnt i list interests in bio? how will i know which people share my interests?

i mean thats all up to you tbh i wouldnt go too esoteric with it though

ehhh its better to just save you interests as talking points later when you get matches and set up dates or whatever

girls will find you more interesting if youre witty/funny in your bio

YouTube

how bout this

i realise that my interests and stuff would make good conversation topics but i'm really using tinder more to meet girls that are in my lane of taste, so to speak. i'm not really looking to fuck just anything, i can do that without tinder.

than just say "I'm a goth kid into cars and music, maybe we can take a ride around town and discuss our top 5 albums" or something along those lines

the anthem is good

solid. i'm just waiting for jive to get online after getting home from the gym and then we'll finalise this shit

thanks homie

I have been summoned

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:19:47 PM

Quote from: huxley on May 26, 2017, 10:13:50 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 26, 2017, 10:10:08 PM

no just screenshot your profile so i can see all your pics

1 selfie max

id make 5 your main pic tbh it got a vibe to it that would get peoples interest

i would get ride of your current main pic completely and probably your 2nd pic too

and thats all you should have plus the grad pic you dont need to fill up all the slots

how she lookin

Great picture selection. I'd say 4 and 1 are interchangeable but I know you're going more for the goth look.

I like to keep the sentences on bios short. And I do them in a sort of list order, with at least 1 sarcastic/cheeky thing thrown in there. Mine is:

6'2"
Lover of all things fitness
Future Zen Buddhist Monk 🙏
Also a professional burrito wrapper 🌯

So I'm not too sure what you should put. I think you should have that you're a mechanic somewhere in there, along with a cheeky reference about searching for your goth tinderella or something

wow i found one chick that was pretty cool but i didnt want to swipe right cuz my profile wasnt done yet and now i cant find her again

literally the only girl that seemed chill but not too basic

Probably better than mine at least