need help setting up a tinder profile guys (jive my guy get in here)

 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
Probably better than mine at least




yeah bur youre much more endearing than i am


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
i think im good to go

Worker by day, goth by night.
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Just looking for someone to join me at obscure 90's rock concerts.
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
okay so i got a match whats the protocol now


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
well he's not going for insecure obese girls
yeah thats his problem

for girls attractiveness literally doesnt matter at all, personality/interests are whats important

okay so i got a match whats the protocol now
you message her something to do with her bio/profile pics


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okay so i got a match whats the protocol now

Tell her that you're not fake, and that you don't fuck fake.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
okay so i got a match whats the protocol now

Tell her that you're not fake, and that you don't fuck fake.

mm nah i think ill pass on that


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okay so i got a match whats the protocol now

Tell her that you're not fake, and that you don't fuck fake.

mm nah i think ill pass on that
Tell her the mere sight of your massive dong will bring her to orgasm


 
Elai
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
well he's not going for insecure obese girls
yeah thats his problem

for girls attractiveness literally doesnt matter at all, personality/interests are whats important

okay so i got a match whats the protocol now
you message her something to do with her bio/profile pics

so like "what kinda games are you into"


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
okay so i got a match whats the protocol now

Tell her that you're not fake, and that you don't fuck fake.

mm nah i think ill pass on that
Tell her the mere sight of your massive dong will bring her to orgasm

but what if she's a Decist????


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gurb
okay so i got a match whats the protocol now

Tell her that you're not fake, and that you don't fuck fake.

mm nah i think ill pass on that
Tell her the mere sight of your massive dong will bring her to orgasm

but what if she's a Decist????
Then she's not worth pursuing.


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okay so i got a match whats the protocol now
Proceed just like the simulation, soldier.