Messing around with it and running the blade up and down my arm because the tickling sensation is soothing and calming. Anyway, I was closing the knife and my finger slipped like in front of the blade but moved my finger before it got cut.

Same knife that I used trying to cut open a glue bottle that was sealed shut and slipped which resulted in 4 stitches lol >.>

EDIT: Lol, you turds take shit way too seriously. I had an itch, already was using the knife,  and used the non-sharp end to get rid of the itch.

Only actual part was closing the knife and nearly getting cut on accident

running the blade up and down my arm because the tickling sensation is soothing and calming.

Nearly cut myself on this thread.

Maybe you're forgetting; This is the Flood forum, not your personal blog.

Maybe you're forgetting; I don't give a fuck. And whatever having me on your mute list? toplel

I never once said that I had muted you, you autistic fuckwit.

Yeah you have. You say it to everybody

"dur welcum 2 da mut lest"

What the Jesus holy fuck is the matter with you?

You're about 30 kilograms of autism too heavy.

Then use a metal ruler, you are less likely to end up in A&E with a story for the doctor's breakroom that way.

Nah, don't have one. I won't complain about getting hurt when I was intentionally doing something, only when something unintentionally happens such as the knife closing and finger slipping

mfw

purple cool kind not the gay kind


Im dead