Nearly cut myself with a pocket knife

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Messing around with it and running the blade up and down my arm because the tickling sensation is soothing and calming. Anyway, I was closing the knife and my finger slipped like in front of the blade but moved my finger before it got cut.

Same knife that I used trying to cut open a glue bottle that was sealed shut and slipped which resulted in 4 stitches lol >.>

EDIT: Lol, you turds take shit way too seriously. I had an itch, already was using the knife,  and used the non-sharp end to get rid of the itch.

Only actual part was closing the knife and nearly getting cut on accident
Last Edit: August 17, 2014, 09:26:49 PM by Kinder_


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Maybe you're forgetting; This is the Flood forum, not your personal blog.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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running the blade up and down my arm because the tickling sensation is soothing and calming.
Nearly cut myself on this thread.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
It's okay, I sliced my thumb once cutting open an MRE... And two days ago I somehow put a gash in my left index finger about half the length of it without even noticing.


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Maybe you're forgetting; This is the Flood forum, not your personal blog.
Maybe you're forgetting; I don't give a fuck. And whatever having me on your mute list? toplel


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Maybe you're forgetting; I don't give a fuck. And whatever having me on your mute list? toplel
I never once said that I had muted you, you autistic fuckwit.


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I never once said that I had muted you, you autistic fuckwit.
Yeah you have. You say it to everybody

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Yeah you have. You say it to everybody

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Yeah, people who piss me off. Your stupidity just amuses me. That's why I've never muted you before.


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And this, ladies and gentlemen is a class example of natural selection.
The kinder egg narrowly escaped his own stupidity today, perhaps tomorrow he will learn from his mistakes or make them again and again and again and again.

This is almost as stupid as the Ebola clinic looting, you were running a knife up and down your arm and expected what? To not risk slicing up your limb? Use a ruler or a stick if you want the same 'sensation' with less chance of opening up the plumbing and joining the choir invisible.

Last Edit: August 17, 2014, 09:04:46 PM by Mr Psychologist


 
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What the Jesus holy fuck is the matter with you?

You're about 30 kilograms of autism too heavy.


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 you were running a knife up and down your arm and expected what? To not risk slicing up your limb? Use a ruler or a stick if you want the same 'sensation' with less chance of opening up the plumbing and joining the choir invisible.
It's when I was closing the knife that my finger slipped in front of it closing. Plus I like the feel of cold metal


 
 
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<.<
Then use a metal ruler, you are less likely to end up in A&E with a story for the doctor's breakroom that way.


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What the Jesus holy fuck is the matter with you?
I dunno. I have a weird and twisted mind at times

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You're about 30 kilograms of autism too heavy.
It's because Comms is in the forums :c


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Then use a metal ruler, you are less likely to end up in A&E with a story for the doctor's breakroom that way.
Nah, don't have one. I won't complain about getting hurt when I was intentionally doing something, only when something unintentionally happens such as the knife closing and finger slipping


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
I dunno. I have a weird and twisted mind at times
It's because Comms is in the forums :c
"Mate, don't come near me. I run sharp pieces of metal up and down my arm because I love the feeling of cold steel. I'm a twisted motherfucker, don't come near me! I'm unpredictable and wild!"

Get the fuck back in your playhouse, Zach.


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<.<
Nah, don't have one. I won't complain about getting hurt when I was intentionally doing something, only when something unintentionally happens such as the knife closing and finger slipping

Good shrek give me strength.

Alrighty, feel free to run knives up and down your arms and clean the barrels of your moist nuggets with your tounge. What could possibly go wrong in either scenario?


 
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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?
That sharp, eh?