My grandpa is about to die

Jester · June 19, 2016, 07:34:41 PM

A tornado is about to hit his farm. My mom told him I hit her a couple of days ago and now he hates me. He's going to die with that memory of me.

SecondClass · June 19, 2016, 07:36:18 PM

Why doesn't he evacuate...?

Jester · June 19, 2016, 07:37:09 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 19, 2016, 07:36:18 PM

Why doesn't he evacuate...?

Its basically right on top of him

SecondClass · June 19, 2016, 07:38:17 PM

Quote from: Jester on June 19, 2016, 07:37:09 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 19, 2016, 07:36:18 PM
Why doesn't he evacuate...?
Its basically right on top of him

Jesus Christ that's terrible

can you call him? I mean, I don't think hating you is going to be the last thing on his mind regardless

Jester · June 19, 2016, 07:40:56 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 19, 2016, 07:38:17 PM

Quote from: Jester on June 19, 2016, 07:37:09 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on June 19, 2016, 07:36:18 PM
Why doesn't he evacuate...?
Its basically right on top of him
Jesus Christ that's terrible

can you call him? I mean, I don't think hating you is going to be the last thing on his mind regardless

My mom did and I heard his voice. The Navy toughened him beyond all hell but I've never heard him that desperate and scared.

snurch · June 19, 2016, 07:41:32 PM

what a twist

sorry

SecondClass · June 19, 2016, 07:42:38 PM

Quote from: Jester on June 19, 2016, 07:40:56 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 19, 2016, 07:38:17 PM
Quote from: Jester on June 19, 2016, 07:37:09 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on June 19, 2016, 07:36:18 PM
Why doesn't he evacuate...?
Its basically right on top of him
Jesus Christ that's terrible

can you call him? I mean, I don't think hating you is going to be the last thing on his mind regardless
My mom did and I heard his voice. The Navy toughened him beyond all hell but I've never heard him that desperate and scared.

Oh my god, that's so sad. You didn't get to talk to him, to like apologize or anything? You really shouldn't worry about him hating you, it's probably the last thing on his mind.

TB · June 19, 2016, 07:44:26 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on June 19, 2016, 07:42:38 PM

Quote from: Jester on June 19, 2016, 07:40:56 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on June 19, 2016, 07:38:17 PM
Quote from: Jester on June 19, 2016, 07:37:09 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on June 19, 2016, 07:36:18 PM
Why doesn't he evacuate...?
Its basically right on top of him
Jesus Christ that's terrible

can you call him? I mean, I don't think hating you is going to be the last thing on his mind regardless
My mom did and I heard his voice. The Navy toughened him beyond all hell but I've never heard him that desperate and scared.
Oh my god, that's so sad. You didn't get to talk to him, to like apologize or anything? You really shouldn't worry about him hating you, it's probably the last thing on his mind.

Legit. There's no way he would feel hate towards you.

Jocephalopod · June 19, 2016, 07:45:26 PM

what the fuck.. call the cops or something and get him out lol

snurch · June 19, 2016, 07:51:11 PM

Quote from: Happy Father's Day on June 19, 2016, 07:45:26 PM

what the fuck.. call the cops or something and get him out lol

would the fire department be better just in case

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Gunt · June 19, 2016, 07:59:23 PM

Quote from: Happy Father's Day on June 19, 2016, 07:45:26 PM

what the fuck.. call the cops or something and get him out lol

What are the police gonna do? Shoot a tornado.

Jocephalopod · June 19, 2016, 07:59:38 PM

Quote from: 🇵🇪🇵🇸🇮™ on June 19, 2016, 07:51:11 PM

Quote from: Happy Father's Day on June 19, 2016, 07:45:26 PM
what the fuck.. call the cops or something and get him out lol
would the fire department be better just in case

I'm thinking Whole Foods parking lot security guards are better suited for the job.

MyNameIsCharlie · June 19, 2016, 08:01:03 PM

Does he have a shelter?

Casper · June 19, 2016, 08:01:41 PM

Smother him, give him a reason to hate you

DAS B00T x2 · June 19, 2016, 08:03:10 PM

Come on now, a farm has to have a cellar.

June 19, 2016, 08:03:19 PM

The bathtub with a mattress technique works

gats · June 19, 2016, 08:04:12 PM

he'll be fine if he has his estus flask

Doctor Doom · June 19, 2016, 08:04:37 PM

Quote from: Happy Father's Day on June 19, 2016, 07:59:38 PM

Quote from: 🇵🇪🇵🇸🇮™ on June 19, 2016, 07:51:11 PM
Quote from: Happy Father's Day on June 19, 2016, 07:45:26 PM
what the fuck.. call the cops or something and get him out lol
would the fire department be better just in case

I'm thinking Whole Foods parking lot security guards are better suited for the job.

Only the Boy Scouts can help him now.

Thun · June 19, 2016, 08:05:58 PM

You hit your mom!?

Falta de respeto, mijo.

Jocephalopod · June 19, 2016, 08:06:16 PM

Quote from: Gunt on June 19, 2016, 07:59:23 PM

Quote from: Happy Father's Day on June 19, 2016, 07:45:26 PM
what the fuck.. call the cops or something and get him out lol

What are the police gonna do? Shoot a tornado.

Yo i liked Dr. Manhasset in Watchman as well. Cool avatar.

Coomer · June 19, 2016, 08:06:56 PM

Um
Why would you hit your mother

Tyger · June 19, 2016, 08:19:37 PM

God killed your grandpa as punishment for hitting your mom

XSEAN · June 19, 2016, 08:25:54 PM

Tell him to hide in a lead fridge is saved Indianjones from a nuke. Should work for a Tornado.

Jokes aside

You should never hit your Mother. I would suggest you ask for a favor from the man upstairs.

Jester · June 19, 2016, 08:32:59 PM

I never hit my mother goddammit

snurch · June 19, 2016, 11:31:06 PM

why would she tell him you hit her

Naru · June 19, 2016, 11:33:36 PM

nigga explain yourself

Batch · June 19, 2016, 11:38:52 PM

Quote from: 🇵🇪🇵🇸🇮™ on June 19, 2016, 11:31:06 PM

why would she tell him you hit her

snurch · June 19, 2016, 11:46:19 PM

Quote from: Batch on June 19, 2016, 11:38:52 PM

Quote from: 🇵🇪🇵🇸🇮™ on June 19, 2016, 11:31:06 PM
why would she tell him you hit her

Jive Turkey · June 19, 2016, 11:47:17 PM

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Quote from: Batch on June 19, 2016, 11:38:52 PM
Quote from: 🇵🇪🇵🇸🇮™ on June 19, 2016, 11:31:06 PM
why would she tell him you hit her