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imagine meeting a qt girl at work and you talk to her and you too hit it off so you take her to a bar that night and she wears a cute dress and does her hair nice and smells nice and she gets a bit drunk so you carry her back to your home on your back and you put her down softly on your bed and she opens her eyes and looks at you and smiles and kisses you and you start fondling her little breasts and start working your way down her body until you make it to her hips so you pull up her dress and theres a little bulge where her pussi should be and theres a little wet spot on her underwear and you look up at her and shes looking away and blushing and you say to her "you know, i knew you were a boy all along" and she says "w-what" and you say "youre not very good at hiding it you know, the way you smell, your facial structure, your legs, your shoulders, your ass..." and she says "d-does it make a difference to you that i'm a boy?" and you say "no" then you lean in and kiss her and shes crying quietly and hugging you then you gently pull her clothes off and start playing with her engorged nipples while she whimpers softly then you start massaging her feminine hairless penis which is now fully erect and shiny with precum and then you push your penis inside her smooth pink boypussy and she moans slightly and bites her lip and looks at you with tear filled eyes and you have sex with her and as cum inside her ass she pulls you in and locks her legs around your waist and whispers in your ear "i love you" haha wouldnt that be funny

 
 
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lol girls (male) are funny

 
 
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Joke? You think that's a funny joke? This is the very scenario which my soul aches for, the very single moment in time for which I live for, and it will never happen so I spend my nights in misery, listening to the same four Dropkick Murphys songs on repeat and drinking Vlad straight out of the handle.

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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on February 21, 2017, 01:32:21 PM
Joke? You think that's a funny joke? This is the very scenario which my soul aches for, the very single moment in time for which I live for, and it will never happen so I spend my nights in misery, listening to the same four Dropkick Murphys songs on repeat and drinking Vlad straight out of the handle.

 
 
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Quote from: Ian on February 21, 2017, 03:03:23 PM
Das knows what's up.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on February 21, 2017, 01:32:21 PM
Joke? You think that's a funny joke? This is the very scenario which my soul aches for, the very single moment in time for which I live for, and it will never happen so I spend my nights in misery, listening to the same four Dropkick Murphys songs on repeat and drinking Vlad straight out of the handle.
Bottoms up, son


 
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I'm still straight edge, I'll match your Vladimir vodka with Nesquik chocolate milk.

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I'm still straight edge, I'll match your Vladimir vodka with Nesquik chocolate milk.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on February 21, 2017, 06:24:55 PM
Bottoms up, son

So like

when are you balls gonna drop?

 
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They dropped about twelve years ago.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on February 21, 2017, 06:30:10 PM
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Quote from: Ian on February 21, 2017, 06:31:28 PM
They dropped about twelve years ago.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on February 21, 2017, 06:30:10 PM
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when are you balls gonna drop?
Clearly not.

 
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Alcohol turns you into a woman Das.

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Clearly not.
oh

that's why I have these dresses

 
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>Implying you didn't know

I'm sure you're trans with all the alcohol you have in your system.

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that's why I have these dresses

 
 
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>Implying you didn't know

I'm sure you're trans with all the alcohol you have in your system.

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that's why I have these dresses
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hey wait, I see what you're doing. You're not getting drag photos out of me, mr. seifuku.

 
 
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Not as long as you have that disgusting pedo mustache.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on February 21, 2017, 06:39:55 PM
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hey wait, I see what you're doing. You're not getting drag photos out of me, mr. seifuku.

 
 
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Not as long as you have that disgusting pedo mustache.

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oh

hey wait, I see what you're doing. You're not getting drag photos out of me, mr. seifuku.
Dude... gay.

 
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