LEMSIP COLD AND FLU TABLETS
I was in the shop the other day and this right skaghead walks in, this prat looks like he's about to puke a womble up all over the counter and he says '12 bottles of bleach please'fucking avin a laugh he wasmost we sell is 10 per customerso after bagging them up and sending him on his merry way back to brummythis undead munter shuffles through the slamwindowshe groans up to the counter and says demdip'Certainly, what kind would you like?'demdip max'Here you are''wan too''I'm sorry ma'am, we are only allowed to sell you one of these as you may harm yourself or others with more than one box'
Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on December 15, 2015, 09:13:05 PMI was in the shop the other day and this right skaghead walks in, this prat looks like he's about to puke a womble up all over the counter and he says '12 bottles of bleach please'fucking avin a laugh he wasmost we sell is 10 per customerso after bagging them up and sending him on his merry way back to brummythis undead munter shuffles through the slamwindowshe groans up to the counter and says demdip'Certainly, what kind would you like?'demdip max'Here you are''wan too''I'm sorry ma'am, we are only allowed to sell you one of these as you may harm yourself or others with more than one box'Did she have her hands on her face?
Quote from: Lemsip on December 15, 2015, 09:18:26 PMQuote from: Mr. Psychologist on December 15, 2015, 09:13:05 PMI was in the shop the other day and this right skaghead walks in, this prat looks like he's about to puke a womble up all over the counter and he says '12 bottles of bleach please'fucking avin a laugh he wasmost we sell is 10 per customerso after bagging them up and sending him on his merry way back to brummythis undead munter shuffles through the slamwindowshe groans up to the counter and says demdip'Certainly, what kind would you like?'demdip max'Here you are''wan too''I'm sorry ma'am, we are only allowed to sell you one of these as you may harm yourself or others with more than one box'Did she have her hands on her face?yeahit was quite understandable though, she had a bit of a beard and this gruff voice so i didn't press the matter
Though it's a bit too sour for kids
I literally cannot understand any of the britbong banter ITT.Speak fukin English m8