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Yeah but what does she look like
literally who cares

like I said earlier, I only swiped right on girls that I thought were ugly/chubby so I could talk to them without stress

and god, what a good idea that was. You guys are using tinder totally wrong

Ugly girls on tinder are easier to fuck than your couch

Actual attractive girls you do have to impress to stand out among the other 50 dudes messaging her
who gives a shit about fucking


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
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Yeah but what does she look like
literally who cares

like I said earlier, I only swiped right on girls that I thought were ugly/chubby so I could talk to them without stress

and god, what a good idea that was. You guys are using tinder totally wrong

Ugly girls on tinder are easier to fuck than your couch

Actual attractive girls you do have to impress to stand out among the other 50 dudes messaging her
who gives a shit about fucking
Normal people who don't hate their genitals
Then I dont want to be normal

sex is w/e, I want conversation and stimulation


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Yeah but what does she look like
literally who cares

like I said earlier, I only swiped right on girls that I thought were ugly/chubby so I could talk to them without stress

and god, what a good idea that was. You guys are using tinder totally wrong

Ugly girls on tinder are easier to fuck than your couch

Actual attractive girls you do have to impress to stand out among the other 50 dudes messaging her
who gives a shit about fucking
Normal people who don't hate their genitals
Then I dont want to be normal
Yes Carson, good... Resist the normies, let their lustful inferiority guide your celibate strength, then CRUSH them using the dark side of the force.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
why even try to fuck when you can just pay a cute goth femboy $3000 to tie you up and kill you?


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why even try to fuck when you can just pay a cute goth femboy $3000 to tie you up and kill you?

He has a point.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
why even try to fuck when you can just pay a cute goth femboy $3000 to tie you up and kill you?

He has a point.

i have a very specific set of skills.


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Yeah but what does she look like
literally who cares

like I said earlier, I only swiped right on girls that I thought were ugly/chubby so I could talk to them without stress

and god, what a good idea that was. You guys are using tinder totally wrong

Ugly girls on tinder are easier to fuck than your couch

Actual attractive girls you do have to impress to stand out among the other 50 dudes messaging her
who gives a shit about fucking

Everyone but you on tinder


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Yeah but what does she look like
literally who cares

like I said earlier, I only swiped right on girls that I thought were ugly/chubby so I could talk to them without stress

and god, what a good idea that was. You guys are using tinder totally wrong

Ugly girls on tinder are easier to fuck than your couch

Actual attractive girls you do have to impress to stand out among the other 50 dudes messaging her
who gives a shit about fucking

Everyone but you on tinder

I'm in it for the memes.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
i think the only thing stopping me from trying tinder out is the fear that someone i know will find my profile. i'm pretty kinky but i don't need that getting out there.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
i think the only thing stopping me from trying tinder out is the fear that someone i know will find my profile. i'm pretty kinky but i don't need that getting out there.

Just don't go hammer on the profile.


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i think the only thing stopping me from trying tinder out is the fear that someone i know will find my profile. i'm pretty kinky but i don't need that getting out there.
Just get tinder plus like I did

the only people who see you are those you swipe right on


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
i think the only thing stopping me from trying tinder out is the fear that someone i know will find my profile. i'm pretty kinky but i don't need that getting out there.

Just don't go hammer on the profile.

well i mean, i'm still going to say something like "goth by night, just looking for someone to fuck while listening to christian death" or something, which is still pretty shocking to everyone who knows me besides TBlocks.


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
i think the only thing stopping me from trying tinder out is the fear that someone i know will find my profile. i'm pretty kinky but i don't need that getting out there.
Just get tinder plus like I did

the only people who see you are those you swipe right on

oh really? do you have to pay for it or something


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen
i think the only thing stopping me from trying tinder out is the fear that someone i know will find my profile. i'm pretty kinky but i don't need that getting out there.
Just get tinder plus like I did

the only people who see you are those you swipe right on

oh really? do you have to pay for it or something
$10 for a month

totally worth it


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
i think the only thing stopping me from trying tinder out is the fear that someone i know will find my profile. i'm pretty kinky but i don't need that getting out there.
Just get tinder plus like I did

the only people who see you are those you swipe right on

oh really? do you have to pay for it or something
$10 for a month

totally worth it

fuck i might actually do it then.


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A friend of mine from work got me as a potential match and she posted it on Facebook in our work group. She eventually took it down but by then it was too late.

Still pissed about it, she's definitely not in a position to make fun of me about it.

i think the only thing stopping me from trying tinder out is the fear that someone i know will find my profile. i'm pretty kinky but i don't need that getting out there.


 
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A friend of mine from work got me as a potential match and she posted it on Facebook in our work group. She eventually took it down but by then it was too late.

Still pissed about it, she's definitely not in a position to make fun of me about it.

i think the only thing stopping me from trying tinder out is the fear that someone i know will find my profile. i'm pretty kinky but i don't need that getting out there.

yeah, that's not cool. a lot of what i do in my free time isn't bad, but it's certainly weird for some people, and it would affect my daily life at work and school in ways I'd rather it not.