Tinder is by far the dumbest app I've ever used. All potential matches I get are:
>Redneck girls "who aren't afraid to get down and dirty" and their hobbies include "dancing in the rain"
>Girls obsessed with Disney "I'm just looking for my Prince Charming" and their hobbies include "Going on an adventure"
The first two are ALWAYS college students majoring in nursing or hospitality, they love their grand dog, and you better fucking love football. On the off chance you do get a girl that isn't anything like the four above points, don't get too excited, she's probably had every other guy in the area swipe right to her as well. This is by no means me judging them, but I sincerely hope they're not thinking they're being different by making their profiles this way. I can't tell if it's a preface or not, because there's nothing there but filler that equates to nothing.
Also I really wish girls that put "Message me first if you want to get to know me" understood that you can't message someone on Tinder unless you swipe right on each other.