Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 15, 2015, 07:12:27 AM

And what use are you to society?

Jester · May 15, 2015, 07:14:39 AM

TB · May 15, 2015, 07:23:13 AM

No and god you're getting cringy...

Jester · May 15, 2015, 07:24:48 AM

That title goes to me

challengerX · May 15, 2015, 07:37:49 AM

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FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 15, 2015, 07:57:27 AM

Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.

Oh · May 15, 2015, 08:32:04 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 07:57:27 AM

Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.

PSU couldn't even slap his wife, and he fucking tries as well.

Girl of Mystery · May 15, 2015, 08:33:09 AM

Quote from: Simseoooooooooooo on May 15, 2015, 08:32:04 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 07:57:27 AM
Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.
PSU couldn't even slap his wife, and he fucking tries as well.

you can't rape your wife

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 15, 2015, 08:52:19 AM

Quote from: Lemön pie on May 15, 2015, 08:33:09 AM

Quote from: Simseoooooooooooo on May 15, 2015, 08:32:04 AM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 07:57:27 AM
Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.
PSU couldn't even slap his wife, and he fucking tries as well.
you can't rape your wife

Can I post this on tumblr plz?

Girl of Mystery · May 15, 2015, 09:05:58 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 08:52:19 AM

Quote from: Lemön pie on May 15, 2015, 08:33:09 AM
Quote from: Simseoooooooooooo on May 15, 2015, 08:32:04 AM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 07:57:27 AM
Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.
PSU couldn't even slap his wife, and he fucking tries as well.
you can't rape your wife
Can I post this on tumblr plz?

http://wiki.sep7agon.net/index.php?title=PSU

aREALgod · May 15, 2015, 09:07:21 AM

How often do you pose in front of dudes?

Mat Cauthon · May 15, 2015, 09:09:19 AM

Quote from: Lemön pie on May 15, 2015, 09:05:58 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 08:52:19 AM
Quote from: Lemön pie on May 15, 2015, 08:33:09 AM
Quote from: Simseoooooooooooo on May 15, 2015, 08:32:04 AM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 07:57:27 AM
Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.
PSU couldn't even slap his wife, and he fucking tries as well.
you can't rape your wife
Can I post this on tumblr plz?
http://wiki.sep7agon.net/index.php?title=PSU

Tumblr would be all over this shit.

Jester · May 15, 2015, 09:15:19 AM

Quote

Is Jive Turkey the most autistic cringe worthy sack of shit on Sep7agon?

*fixed

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 15, 2015, 09:39:05 AM

Quote from: Byrne on May 15, 2015, 09:09:19 AM

Quote from: Lemön pie on May 15, 2015, 09:05:58 AM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 08:52:19 AM
Quote from: Lemön pie on May 15, 2015, 08:33:09 AM
Quote from: Simseoooooooooooo on May 15, 2015, 08:32:04 AM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 07:57:27 AM
Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.
PSU couldn't even slap his wife, and he fucking tries as well.
you can't rape your wife
Can I post this on tumblr plz?
http://wiki.sep7agon.net/index.php?title=PSU
Tumblr would be all over this shit.

Exactly.

PSU · May 15, 2015, 09:55:26 AM

Yall niggas stay on my dick. And yes, I could slap anyone on here around. But I wouldn't, I'm a lover not a fighter

Girl of Mystery · May 15, 2015, 10:42:05 AM

Quote from: PSU on May 15, 2015, 09:55:26 AM

Yall niggas stay on my dick. And yes, I could slap anyone on here around. But I wouldn't, I'm a lover not a fighter

Expect a SWAT team within the hour

:^)

Sandtrap · May 15, 2015, 10:42:28 AM

I might be a partial contender for that spot. Not aesthetically pleasing in terms of muscles but I'm shaped like my environment apparently. Like a brick. I might even be able to contend with you in terms of strength. It's the end of the week and I'm tired now.

And I'm still capable of filling up a wheelbarrow full of dirt and wood and shit, picking it up, and hauling it up a pile of wood with me to dump it up on the top of the pile.

MUH GAINS

Girl of Mystery · May 15, 2015, 10:44:47 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 15, 2015, 10:42:28 AM

I might be a partial contender for that spot. Not aesthetically pleasing in terms of muscles but I'm shaped like my environment apparently. Like a brick. I might even be able to contend with you in terms of strength. It's the end of the week and I'm tired now.

And I'm still capable of filling up a wheelbarrow full of dirt and wood and shit, picking it up, and hauling it up a pile of wood with me to dump it up on the top of the pile.

MUH GAINS

but do you have a small penis?

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 15, 2015, 10:46:04 AM

Quote from: Lemön pie on May 15, 2015, 10:44:47 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 15, 2015, 10:42:28 AM
I might be a partial contender for that spot. Not aesthetically pleasing in terms of muscles but I'm shaped like my environment apparently. Like a brick. I might even be able to contend with you in terms of strength. It's the end of the week and I'm tired now.

And I'm still capable of filling up a wheelbarrow full of dirt and wood and shit, picking it up, and hauling it up a pile of wood with me to dump it up on the top of the pile.

MUH GAINS
but do you have a small penis?

All the penile mass went into his biceps.

Sandtrap · May 15, 2015, 10:54:09 AM

Quote from: Lemön pie on May 15, 2015, 10:44:47 AM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 15, 2015, 10:42:28 AM
I might be a partial contender for that spot. Not aesthetically pleasing in terms of muscles but I'm shaped like my environment apparently. Like a brick. I might even be able to contend with you in terms of strength. It's the end of the week and I'm tired now.

And I'm still capable of filling up a wheelbarrow full of dirt and wood and shit, picking it up, and hauling it up a pile of wood with me to dump it up on the top of the pile.

MUH GAINS
but do you have a small penis?

I wouldn't know.

I've never been one to look at other guys in the shower or in the bathroom to bother comparing. Always seemed funny to me frankly. Practical closet homophobes and there they are checking everybody out.

"Hey man that's gay."

"No man I'm just comparing."

Jester · May 15, 2015, 10:54:55 AM

50th post

Jive Turkey · May 15, 2015, 02:24:08 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on May 15, 2015, 02:21:05 AM

how come you've become like a less effective wolvers lately

I do not try and emulate wolverfrog I'm just doin me

Jive Turkey · May 15, 2015, 02:24:51 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 07:12:27 AM

And what use are you to society?

what use are you?

Verbatim · May 15, 2015, 02:25:06 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 14, 2015, 10:05:29 PM

BRB perfect height
BRB muscles
BRB great hairline
BRB specimen

i don't understand this grammar

Jive Turkey · May 15, 2015, 02:25:22 PM

Quote from: challengerX on May 15, 2015, 07:37:49 AM

Quote from: Lemön pie on May 15, 2015, 07:10:46 AM
Quote from: A Cheese Potato on May 15, 2015, 07:09:28 AM
Quote from: Lemön pie on May 15, 2015, 07:07:17 AM
Quote from: A Cheese Potato on May 15, 2015, 02:21:05 AM
how come you've become like a less effective wolvers lately
that implies he was ever on wolvers' level
it's basically the same stuff though it just doesn't work hah
because jive is a little bit dim
At least Wolvers didn't like Muslims.

mulsims are cool dudes

Jive Turkey · May 15, 2015, 02:26:06 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 07:57:27 AM

Honestly, I think PSU could slap your shit.

PSU could wreck me no question

Jive Turkey · May 15, 2015, 02:26:40 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on May 15, 2015, 09:07:21 AM

How often do you pose in front of dudes?

once a week but it's getting more often as I get leaner

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 15, 2015, 02:27:31 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 15, 2015, 02:24:51 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 15, 2015, 07:12:27 AM
And what use are you to society?
what use are you?

I'm a volunteer instructor.

Jive Turkey · May 15, 2015, 02:27:38 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 15, 2015, 10:42:28 AM

I might be a partial contender for that spot. Not aesthetically pleasing in terms of muscles but I'm shaped like my environment apparently. Like a brick. I might even be able to contend with you in terms of strength. It's the end of the week and I'm tired now.

And I'm still capable of filling up a wheelbarrow full of dirt and wood and shit, picking it up, and hauling it up a pile of wood with me to dump it up on the top of the pile.

MUH GAINS

if what you told me of your strength is true im sure you could easily surpass me in 3 weeks of lifting srs

challengerX · May 15, 2015, 05:32:51 PM

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