In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 13, 2014, 02:58:05 AM

In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

Mr. Psychologist · October 13, 2014, 03:06:30 AM

🂿 · October 13, 2014, 03:07:20 AM

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Flee · October 13, 2014, 03:07:38 AM

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Mat Cauthon · October 13, 2014, 03:07:58 AM

This made me laugh.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 13, 2014, 03:08:11 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on October 13, 2014, 03:06:30 AM

SecondClass · October 13, 2014, 03:27:03 AM

what a jerk

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · October 13, 2014, 03:31:49 AM

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Mat Cauthon · October 13, 2014, 03:33:37 AM

Quote from: ねこ on October 13, 2014, 03:31:49 AM

This is just plain beautifu Q.Q l are you Shakespeare!?

He's Oscar Wilde

Flee · October 13, 2014, 03:35:36 AM

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Zizzy · October 13, 2014, 04:00:55 AM

He wasn't Keanu Grieves anyway

The Lord Ruler · October 13, 2014, 07:40:35 AM

Keeanu breathes

Nascent Email · October 13, 2014, 07:59:56 AM

10/10 OP.

The Lord Ruler · October 13, 2014, 08:01:03 AM

Keeanu griefs