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if Sep7agon was a small town

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
what would your job be?

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Employment roster

DAS Boot -- Sheriff
Lord Ruler -- Deputy
Zenmaster -- Prostitute
Sandtrap -- Handyman
Yutaka -- Minimart stockboy
Jester -- Minimart owner
Officer Nasty -- Trap house proprietor
TBlocks -- Paperboy
Pip -- Best Buy employee
SecondClass -- Drug dealer
Fruit -- Arts & crafts store owner
Luis -- Car salesman
Vien -- Town pervert
XSEAN -- Crop duster
Verbatim -- Journalist
Prehistoric -- Beet farmer
Napalm -- High school history teacher
SoporificSlash -- Brothel owner
Last Edit: September 22, 2015, 10:18:34 PM by Carsonogen

 
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I'd be the person who lives in the shack down the road that everyone knows about but doesn't really know.

AKA I sell you gas

 
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"that" guy

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
that neet

playing loud music

being loud

and neety

 
 
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Rockets on my X
I'd probably fit best into general labourer/handyman. Being serious here, that's actually an interesting idea to think about for shits and giggles.

If it were any of you folks I'd probably do rounds checking up on you and seeing if you needed a hand since that's what I seem to be doing so much of these days around where I live anyway.

 
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Quote from: DD00009 on September 22, 2015, 09:31:53 PM
that neet
does casper literally take care of you?

 
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Almost always, with moderation
Something food related I'm sure.

 
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Quote from: Yu on September 22, 2015, 09:32:51 PM
Something food related I'm sure.
mini mart stock boy

 
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Quote from: Thunder on September 22, 2015, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Yu on September 22, 2015, 09:32:51 PM
Something food related I'm sure.
mini mart stock boy
I was thinking more along the lines of actually cooking.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.

 
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Quote from: Yu on September 22, 2015, 09:34:00 PM
Quote from: Thunder on September 22, 2015, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Yu on September 22, 2015, 09:32:51 PM
Something food related I'm sure.
mini mart stock boy
I was thinking more along the lines of actually cooking.
you put the hot dogs on the rollers

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Quote from: Thunder on September 22, 2015, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Yu on September 22, 2015, 09:34:00 PM
Quote from: Thunder on September 22, 2015, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: Yu on September 22, 2015, 09:32:51 PM
Something food related I'm sure.
mini mart stock boy
I was thinking more along the lines of actually cooking.
you put the hot dogs on the rollers
No thanks, I'll just be a chef in some restaurant.

 
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Your love gets me so high
i'll own the local trap house

 
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Quote from: Yu on September 22, 2015, 09:36:10 PM
No thanks, I'll just be a chef in some restaurant.
make the hot dogs at Sonic

 
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I'd own the local convenience store

 
 
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Dibs on sheriff.
I wanna brutalize some minorities.

 
 
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I suppose I could just keep my current job, too. I'd run the cafe.

 
 
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Paper boy.

 
 
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I'll work at the local Best Buy

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
I call drug dealer btw

and by that I mean pharmacist

 
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Quote from: Carsonogen on September 22, 2015, 09:45:33 PM
I call drug dealer btw

and by that I mean pharmacist
CURBSIDE PHARMACIST

 
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there should be a thread where you have to design a society with the 1047 "people" who frequent this site, with users arguing/agreeing upon basic shit like laws


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hey
I wanna run the arts and crafts store!

 
 
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The guy selling Hummers becuase no one pays attention to him.

 
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Vien 'Quitonm#1598 is my discord
The one guy that waves his genitals about every Thursday at 4:30pm.

 
 
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Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on September 22, 2015, 09:38:43 PM
Dibs on sheriff.
I wanna brutalize some minorities.
:c

 
 
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Quote from: Baron Von Scheißenhausen on September 22, 2015, 09:51:30 PM
The one guy that waves his genitals about every Thursday at 4:30pm.
No you ain't. Yore coming with me downtown, criminal scum.

 
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mhmmmm

Crop duster/ Helicopter tour guide.

 
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das can i be your deputy

 
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