I started a fire at work yesterday

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My signature is my name printed, I was never taught how to write cursive. FML.
>Patient wants to smoke in smoking area behind facility
>Sure, need a break anyway
>I use one of his matches in his box
>we get in there
>light him up
>blow on match
>having worked a double the day before yesterday I was sleep deprived
>brain didn't think about putting the hot match in the tower thing instead put it in garbage
>walk away cause the patient is wacky, slurp my starbucks right outside the area
>hear him yell 'halp! halp!' 'hay! hay! man!'
>roll eyes the fuck does he want now
>see a fucking fire next to table, trash is fueling it
>look at the two patients (lady was there already)
>both just sitting there not fazed that a FIRE is a few feet away
>start stepping on it
>see it spreading to a larger pile
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>kick larger pile away and continually smash it with my feet
>finally goes out
>"uhh sorry about nearly killing you two"
>MFW
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>get back to facility and tell supervisor what happen
>HRW
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>"Is the fire out?"
>...
>....
>.......
>"well?! is it out?!"
>no, i left it there cause I felt bad stepping on it a few dozen times. Yes its out."
Got relieved from work 2 hours before shift ends. Pretty sure she told our boss and they figured I was too dangerous due to sleep deprivation. Nobody has said anything to me yet.


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one time my microwave combusted into flames when I turned around to put something in a cupboard

i just filled a glass of water, opened the microwave, and splashed the fire away

this has been microwave stories with Ryle


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My signature is my name printed, I was never taught how to write cursive. FML.
one time my microwave combusted into flames when I turned around to put something in a cupboard

i just filled a glass of water, opened the microwave, and splashed the fire away

this has been microwave stories with Ryle
'd throw the microwave on the ground and stomp on it. Seems to work good. Or throw some dirt on it like in pokemon. Super effective!