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So apparently it's Domestic Violence Awareness month and I'm making an essay to keep my scholarship and it's required. So what do I write about? Halp, especially Raw Sugar.

Dustbutt, help since you're an SJW.


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"Domestic violence is bad. Don't do it."


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"Domestic violence is bad. Don't do it."
So can you equate that into 2 pages?


 
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Go onto tumblr and take the posts made on there and paste it into your paper, guaranteed A+. Just make sure to change some words to avoid plagiarizing.
I'd have to log in and look at porn first. Tumblr is great for that.


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"Domestic violence is bad. Don't do it."
So can you equate that into 2 pages?
Psh, not my job.


 
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write a love story
Too hard.
actually it's super easy if you really get into it
I'm not Longface. Besides, my writing skills are terribad.


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Domestic Violence is an issue that has caught the attention of society again and again over the decades, from high profile cases such as Chris Brown and the Rihanna fiasco to NFL players beating fiances. It is an issue that has existed for quite along time that is not only tied to male to female assaults but have also occured to different members of families. From Husbands to Kids and Grandparents, anyone can be a victim of Domestic Violence. Domestic violence also is not only physical but can also be emotional and contain blackmailing. Domestic violence is an issue which can be explained in a couple topics, victims, perpetrators, types of Domestic Violence and Reasons.

This is a half assed shit i did right now. Now fix it and carry on. Make your own essay.


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Should have done your essay on time bro.


 
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Domestic Violence is an issue that has caught the attention of society again and again over the decades, from high profile cases such as Chris Brown and the Rihanna fiasco to NFL players beating fiances. It is an issue that has existed for quite along time that is not only tied to male to female assaults but have also occured to different members of families. From Husbands to Kids and Grandparents, anyone can be a victim of Domestic Violence. Domestic violence also is not only physical but can also be emotional and contain blackmailing. Domestic violence is an issue which can be explained in a couple topics, victims, perpetrators, types of Domestic Violence and Reasons.

This is a half assed shit i did right now. Now fix it and carry on. Make your own essay.
Nigga I need ideas, not plagiarism


 
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Write about how domestic violence wouldn't be a problem if women knew their place.

You'll either get beaten up by the teacher or cause them to have an aneurysm, should be some good laughs either way.


 
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So long as this is written like all public school essays...

Intro: Bloodied, bruised, but worst of all, no way to seek help. This is the life millions of women face each day as they are forced to endure the horrendous pains of domestic violence.

Background: What is domestic violence?

1. How it affects families across the country

2. Why can't they just leave

3. What can be done to stop it

Conclusion
lol, I don't understand this shit. I'm basically making it into a high school essay since it's the best way.


 
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Write about how domestic violence wouldn't be a problem if women knew their place.

You'll either get beaten up by the teacher or cause them to have an aneurysm, should be some good laughs either way.

Finally someone with sense.


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Domestic violence is an issue that has gained traction over the past decades and has made it's way into the average American home through the medium known as media. But in reality, how much of an issue is domestic violence? In the truth of all manners domestic violence is an over-hyped concept that goes against the natural biological concept of male patriarchy. Men have the obligation to provide for their families, such as working a corporate job, paying the bills, and having to keep the family in check. The role of women on the other hand is relatively defined by one simple aspect: The kitchen. When a women neglects their duties of preparing lunches, it should be expected that a man strike his wife for a mistake she should have never made.


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So long as this is written like all public school essays...

Intro: Bloodied, bruised, but worst of all, no way to seek help. This is the life millions of women face each day as they are forced to endure the horrendous pains of domestic violence.

Background: What is domestic violence?

1. How it affects families across the country

2. Why can't they just leave

3. What can be done to stop it

Conclusion
lol, I don't understand this shit. I'm basically making it into a high school essay since it's the best way.
What the fuc­k is there not to understand? You have your intro, background, three main arguments, and a shitty conclusion. That's the basic outline for any high school essay. You can probably skip the conclusion and morph into your intro if you really want.
I don't know, they never said how to make these essays, so I'm just going to do your advice.


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Write about how domestic violence wouldn't be a problem if women knew their place.

You'll either get beaten up by the teacher or cause them to have an aneurysm, should be some good laughs either way.

Finally someone with sense.
You should also point out how more domestic violence is caused by naggers.
God dammit, I REALLY want to include this shit in my essay.


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Write about how domestic violence wouldn't be a problem if women knew their place.

You'll either get beaten up by the teacher or cause them to have an aneurysm, should be some good laughs either way.

Finally someone with sense.
You should also point out how more domestic violence is caused by naggers.

Why not go the whole hog and say it's literally just because they are black.


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Write about how domestic violence wouldn't be a problem if women knew their place.

You'll either get beaten up by the teacher or cause them to have an aneurysm, should be some good laughs either way.

Finally someone with sense.
You should also point out how more domestic violence is caused by naggers.
You probably could include that domestic violence is more common among blacks, but that might be borderline racist depending on how you word it.
I might just paste what I wrote and see if you guys can help with the wording. (;


 
 
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In all seriousness Gasai, don't put this stuff in your essay if you want to pass <_<
Last Edit: October 15, 2014, 10:22:54 PM by Mr Psychologist


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In all seriousness Gasai, don't put this stuff in your essay if you want to pass <_<
>implying this is for a class

I'm just doing this for keeping my scholarship. No bitch said anything about what can or can't be in an essay.


 
 
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In all seriousness Gasai, don't put this stuff in your essay if you want to pass <_<
In other words, Mr Psy thinks you're retarded.

please let this start some drama

In other words Dustin still is unable to detect sarcasm on the internet.


 
 
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In all seriousness Gasai, don't put this stuff in your essay if you want to pass <_<
>implying this is for a class

I'm just doing this for keeping my scholarship. No bitch said anything about what can or can't be in an essay.

Ooh right, well then good luck.
Remember to tell them that jews did 9/11 too.