I just blew up marinara sauce in my microwave AMA

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I wanted sauce, instead I got a bomb :/


 
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fuck you
>microwave
Learn to cook.


 
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Eh... I nearly set my microwave on fire once with popcorn.


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I put metal in a microwave once.
Last Edit: October 15, 2014, 02:41:29 PM by Lord Ruler


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>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.


 
 
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<.<
>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<


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>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<
>_>

yes mommy :D
*destroys house with boiled pasta*


 
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>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<

Put pan on stove.
Butter two pieces of bread.
Put one piece of bread butter side down in pan.
Put cheese.
Put other bread.
Grill cheese sandvhich.


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>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<

Put pan on stove.
Butter two pieces of bread.
Put one piece of bread butter side down in pan.
Put cheese.
Put other bread.
Grill cheese sandvhich.
I prefer the lazy method of putting butter on 2 pieces of bread, put cheese on one, then put it in the Toaster-Oven.


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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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I read the title as marijuana sauce.
Glad I'm not the only one here


 
 
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How did you even manage that?
30 seconds was too much heat for that plastic container lol


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I read the title as marijuana sauce.
Hey man..........
>_>
<_<

want some drugs?


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>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<

Put pan on stove.
Butter two pieces of bread.
Put one piece of bread butter side down in pan.
Put cheese.
Put other bread.
Grill cheese sandvhich.
I prefer the lazy method of putting butter on 2 pieces of bread, put cheese on one, then put it in the Toaster-Oven.


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Sigs fo nigs
Don't feel bad, I killed a microwave with a hotpocket. Firefighters were involved.


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Don't feel bad, I killed a microwave with a hotpocket. Firefighters were involved.
That my friend, earned you a +1.
Spoiler
hotpockets are a trial in themselves. Microwave those things, GUESS WHAT? The center is still cold  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)