I just blew up marinara sauce in my microwave AMA

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I wanted sauce, instead I got a bomb :/

 
 
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fuck you
>microwave
Learn to cook.

 
 
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Eh... I nearly set my microwave on fire once with popcorn.

 
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I put metal in a microwave once.
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Quote from: True Turquoise on October 15, 2014, 01:55:55 PM
>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

 
 
 
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<.<
Quote from: Rocketman287 on October 15, 2014, 02:37:56 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on October 15, 2014, 01:55:55 PM
>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<

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Quote from: Mr Psychologist on October 15, 2014, 02:38:55 PM
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Quote from: True Turquoise on October 15, 2014, 01:55:55 PM
>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<
>_>

yes mommy :D
*destroys house with boiled pasta*

 
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Quote from: Mr Psychologist on October 15, 2014, 02:38:55 PM
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Quote from: True Turquoise on October 15, 2014, 01:55:55 PM
>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<

Put pan on stove.
Butter two pieces of bread.
Put one piece of bread butter side down in pan.
Put cheese.
Put other bread.
Grill cheese sandvhich.

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>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<

Put pan on stove.
Butter two pieces of bread.
Put one piece of bread butter side down in pan.
Put cheese.
Put other bread.
Grill cheese sandvhich.
I prefer the lazy method of putting butter on 2 pieces of bread, put cheese on one, then put it in the Toaster-Oven.

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
I read the title as marijuana sauce.

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Quote from: Nuka on October 15, 2014, 04:47:38 PM
I read the title as marijuana sauce.
Glad I'm not the only one here

 
 
 
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Quote from: Flee on October 15, 2014, 04:49:54 PM
How did you even manage that?
30 seconds was too much heat for that plastic container lol

 
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Quote from: Nuka on October 15, 2014, 04:47:38 PM
I read the title as marijuana sauce.
Hey man..........
>_>
<_<

want some drugs?

 
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>microwave
Learn to cook.
NO NO NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I.
CANNOT.
COOK.

Then learn .-.

Start with easy shit like boiling some pasta or heating up chopped tomatoes in a pan <.<

Put pan on stove.
Butter two pieces of bread.
Put one piece of bread butter side down in pan.
Put cheese.
Put other bread.
Grill cheese sandvhich.
I prefer the lazy method of putting butter on 2 pieces of bread, put cheese on one, then put it in the Toaster-Oven.

 
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Don't feel bad, I killed a microwave with a hotpocket. Firefighters were involved.

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Quote from: Saleem on October 15, 2014, 05:23:41 PM
Don't feel bad, I killed a microwave with a hotpocket. Firefighters were involved.
That my friend, earned you a +1.
Spoiler
hotpockets are a trial in themselves. Microwave those things, GUESS WHAT? The center is still cold  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)