i hear my neighbor playing basketball with his son

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 02:13:33 PM

picture a fat, 6'2" twenty-something dribbling a ball with his little six-year-old son

me and my mother are just listening to them on the couch

"Why are you swatting the ball like that? You're supposed to catch it. Are you dumb? Don't swat the ball."
>five minutes later, dad swats the ball
>son complains
"I didn't say I couldn't swat the ball. I said you couldn't swat the ball. Deal with it."

>son makes a shot
>hits the backboard, but misses
"Bryce, come on. You didn't even try."
>son denies it
"You weren't even close."

>five minutes later, dad takes a shot
>misses poorly (i can tell--i didn't even hear it hit the backboard)
>son says, "Miss."
"Yeah? It was a lot closer than you were."

>son has the ball
>dad tries to steal it; son evades him
>dad pushes him down
>son cries out--seems really hurt
>dad ignores him and takes a shot; makes it; laughs
"Dad, that hurt!"
"What hurt? Oh, come on. That didn't hurt. Get up. Toughen up, Bryce, for God's sake."

this has been going on for two hours

is this how fuckers are raising their kids these days

i am so angry right now

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 02:14:23 PM

oh, and his name isn't bryce, just to be clear
i made that up

challengerX · August 08, 2015, 02:15:30 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · August 08, 2015, 02:17:59 PM

What's the father's ethnicity?

Jim · August 08, 2015, 02:18:02 PM

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Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 02:21:29 PM

>son stops playing; stands at the other sidewalk
"'Wahhh, cry cry cry. No one's gonna want to play sports with me, because I'm a loser.'"
"I'm not crying, dad."
"Then what are you over there for? Are you gonna play, or what?"

Quote from: challengerX on August 08, 2015, 02:16:06 PM

And you should go kick that dude's ass.

Now that you have a shaved head and everything.

i feel like i should do something

i'd be friends with the kid if i was maybe seven years younger
all i can do is listen

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 02:23:16 PM

"I made a shot!"
"Yeah, and you missed, like, five hundred other ones. Good job."

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 08, 2015, 02:17:59 PM

What's the father's ethnicity?

white trash

Jim · August 08, 2015, 02:23:18 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · August 08, 2015, 02:23:20 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 02:21:29 PM

i'd be friends with the kid if i was maybe seven years younger

Why let age stop you?

DAS B00T x2 · August 08, 2015, 02:24:20 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 02:23:16 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 08, 2015, 02:17:59 PM
What's the father's ethnicity?
white trash

Don't worry then, he'll get locked up for his third DUI soon.

Jim · August 08, 2015, 02:24:21 PM

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Mox · August 08, 2015, 02:26:26 PM

This is the kind of shit that creates future assholes.
They are having ideas and behaviors imposed on them by their shitty parents, I would not be surprised if this man's father treated him the same way.
For example, on bnet I saw some post involving a six year old who rekt everyone in a couple games of destiny. I wouldn't really care, except for the ridiculous fact that a six year old has that kind of time on his hands to get that good at the game. Parents should be spending their time with their children (especially when they are of a young age) and teach them things that will actually benefit them in life, (because at that young of an age anything can imprint on them easily), not allow them to waste their day playing destiny to the point that they go 25/0 every game. Or treat your child like shit for not being able to play basketball on a normal sized hoop.
People should be inspiring their kids, not neglecting or talking to them as if they're animals in training.

TL;DR Some assholes shouldn't have kids.

i am karjala takaisin · August 08, 2015, 02:26:36 PM

Quote from: challengerX on August 08, 2015, 02:15:30 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 02:14:23 PM
oh, and his name isn't bryce, just to be clear
i made that up
Out of all the names you pick Bryce?

i always associate the name bryce with short black kids

Epsira · August 08, 2015, 02:28:47 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 02:21:29 PM

i feel like i should do something

Go outside and hang out somewhere they can see you.
If it persists, ask if you can join in and be a better dad.
It wouldn't be hard.

SecondClass · August 08, 2015, 02:28:48 PM

Just shut your window.

gats · August 08, 2015, 02:31:53 PM

i feel bad for the kid if anything, my dad was kinda like that

Epsira · August 08, 2015, 02:34:23 PM

Quote from: guts on August 08, 2015, 02:31:53 PM

i feel bad for the kid if anything, my dad was kinda like that

So was mine.
I just have an aversion for dads, especially the ones that referee kids games and insult them.
Those guys need to fuck themselves... and no one else.

Verbatim · August 08, 2015, 02:35:50 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on August 08, 2015, 02:28:48 PM

Just shut your window.

i would, but my mother finds it entertaining

i just want to hear the kid throw the ball into the lake, or something

all right, it sounds like they're stopping as i'm typing this
what a complete fuckhead

these people just moved in last week

Jim · August 08, 2015, 02:36:42 PM

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SecondClass · August 08, 2015, 02:36:43 PM

I hate people like that. Hopefully he stops publicly abusing his kid...

Thun · August 08, 2015, 02:38:05 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 02:35:50 PM

these people just moved in last week

Leave a burning lower-case "t" in their yard for "time to get outta here".

Desty · August 08, 2015, 02:39:22 PM

Show him one of your reply on antinatalism, and then say "see this? It means not welcome!"

gats · August 08, 2015, 02:41:02 PM

Quote from: Epsirick on August 08, 2015, 02:34:23 PM

Quote from: guts on August 08, 2015, 02:31:53 PM
i feel bad for the kid if anything, my dad was kinda like that
So was mine.
I just have an aversion for dads, especially the ones that referee kids games and insult them.
Those guys need to fuck themselves... and no one else.

A child license needs to become a thing. Make it happen 'spira

Pippen · August 08, 2015, 08:05:06 PM

I remember playing with my ma like that, she wasn't rude but very pushy....and I was shorter than her at the time so she was a giant....

Thun · August 08, 2015, 08:10:12 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 08, 2015, 02:23:20 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 02:21:29 PM
i'd be friends with the kid if i was maybe seven years younger
Why let age stop you?

Do you think Verb would want to be known as the town pedo?

Sandtrap · August 08, 2015, 08:14:15 PM

Most people have always been shitty parents Verb. How do you think asshole dad came to exist?

He had an asshole dad too. And likewise, asshole grampa had an asshole dad too. Toss in the whole macho man routine with "toughen up" and it only amplifies our gay ass culture.

And, funny enough, if you went out there and started giving dad shit or just beat the shit out of him for being a retard, you'd be damaging the kid too. Emotional bonded connections and all that. Until the wee little fellow grows up, and, assuming he's got a decent enough head on him, that's the only chance he stands of not being a carbon copy of his dad.

You've got a chance here verb.

I reccomend sabotaging their gas pipes at night and sealing their windows. Quick and painless for everybody. One less incoming member of a shit generation in the world.

BlitzFiend · August 08, 2015, 08:30:12 PM

Quote from: Jim on August 08, 2015, 02:23:18 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2015, 02:21:29 PM
>son stops playing; stands at the other sidewalk
"'Wahhh, cry cry cry. No one's gonna want to play sports with me, because I'm a loser.'"
"I'm not crying, dad."
"Then what are you over there for? Are you gonna play, or what?"

Quote from: challengerX on August 08, 2015, 02:16:06 PM
And you should go kick that dude's ass.

Now that you have a shaved head and everything.
i feel like i should do something

i'd be friends with the kid if i was maybe seven years younger
all i can do is listen
Just beat his dad up and then he'll grow up and remember that cool antinatalist with the shaved head who beat his dad up and he will join your antinatalist militia and destroy the human race.

^

True Turquoise · August 08, 2015, 08:43:41 PM

im sorry im bad at basketball