I have a job interview tomorrow

 
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Just a part-time minimum-wage deal at a local supermarket. Should be able to help pay for shit for my car and various subscriptions I got going on.

So, any interview techniques? I did all right at my first ever job interview, but it really is who you know (my mom's manager played golf there), and funnily enough I know one of the supervisors at this place. Still, tips are welcome. Hopefully I don't get fired from this one.

So, spit or swallow?

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Yes, I'm happy about earning minimum wage. Shut your fucking whining up you entitled liberal queens.

 
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Don't look too spiffy.  I just walked into both of my interviews/job offer with casual clothes...though it was in the Walmart colors.  So if your local supermarket has a color code (that sounds oddly racist as I type it) just dress up in those clothes to show off how much you want to make that sweet, sweet minimum wage.

And swallow.  It shows your dedication.

 
 
 
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Yes, I'm happy about earning minimum wage. Shut your fucking whining up you entitled liberal queens.

uwotm8?

Supermarket jobs are always shit pay, but it's just trog work so nobody expects a lot for it ._.
Tell them you want money to buy fedoras and memes and they hire you on the spot.

 
 
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Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 31, 2014, 08:07:30 PM
uwotm8?

Supermarket jobs are always shit pay, but it's just trog work so nobody expects a lot for it ._.
Tell them you want money to buy fedoras and memes and they hire you on the spot.
Hue.

It's only "trolley duty" for eight hours on a Sunday. I don't know how trolleys are supposed to keep me occupied for eight hours but for £30.32 I don't give a fuck.

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Yes, I'm happy about earning minimum wage. Shut your fucking whining up you entitled liberal queens.

How's therapy going?

 
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Quote from: Meta Cognition on August 31, 2014, 08:09:21 PM
Hue.

It's only "trolley duty" for eight hours on a Sunday. I don't know how trolleys are supposed to keep me occupied for eight hours but for £30.32 I don't give a fuck.

Ooh sounds fun, you'll be wandering around the carpark all day then. Putting trolleys back at the entrance from the bays <.<

You just have to watch out for mouthbreathers that will try to run you over .____.

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Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 31, 2014, 08:55:23 PM
Putting trolleys back at the entrance from the bays <.<
I can feel the britbong from this

 
 
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Quote from: Kinder_ on August 31, 2014, 09:52:25 PM
I can feel the britbong from this

ye fookin wot m8?

u wanna av yer ed fookin bashed in?
Havin a cheeky fookin giggle is wot.

 
 
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Quote from: SoporificSlash on August 31, 2014, 09:55:24 PM
Now you're just talking like one of those filthy sub-human Northerners.

FOOKIN LANDAN IS WOT M8

And the scourge of the Badger-Humans is no laughing matter <.<

 
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Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 31, 2014, 09:53:51 PM
ye fookin wot m8?

u wanna av yer ed fookin bashed in?
Havin a cheeky fookin giggle is wot.
oy, ya fooking heard me mush..... ya wanna take this out bck and I merk ur skull in?

 
 
 
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Quote from: Kinder_ on August 31, 2014, 09:57:42 PM
oy, ya fooking heard me mush..... ya wanna take this out bck and I merk ur skull in?

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

ur so fukin ded m89

 
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Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 31, 2014, 10:03:15 PM
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

ur so fukin ded m89
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