I had the weirdest fucking dream tonight (TL,DR in the end)

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It started out with me discovering an underground cave thingy behind an IKEA.  Was looking for some cool hidden tree house or something built by kids that I somehow knew was supposed to be there. Instead I found the cave. The entrance was like a pipe barely enough to squeeze through. It was filled with water and there was a group of dolphin people there. They were human, but could essentially transform into dolphins Animorphs style, except instead of actually transforming their bodies these highly advanced wetsuit appeared on their bodies when they wanted to transform (they didn't have to put them on manually, just dive into the water and poof). The suits didn't have oxygen  tubes but somehow increased your lung capacity so you could hold your breath longer.

So I became a part of their group and as it turned out there were more rooms in the cave, all suited to dolphin people needs. There were a race track room where the race tracks were waterways, and there was an underground vegan supermarket. So not only was there this secret society of furry dolphin fetishists, they were all vegan apparently.

So I started frequenting this place, because who doesn't wanna have the ability to be a dolphin (kinda). I loved doing jumps out of the water and shit. Once you had entered the cave at the IKEA location it became some non-euclidean shit and there were other exits in locations that didn't make sense as they weren't anywhere near the IKEA. All the entrances worked the same as well, you had to be in β€œdolphin form” to go through them as they were really tight and you had to streamline yourself. Security measure to stop any non-dolphin people ti enter I guess. Near the race track room and the vegan supermarket there was opening to the ocean, and apparently one of the human dolphin girls had a real dolphin mother (I know, wtf right). So they swam around for a bit outside and I joined them.

This was were I discovered that when you were in dolphin form (aka had the wetsuit on) you could actually sorta speak with real dolphins. I wanted to show all the cool stuff inside to the dolphin mother but apparently she was either not allowed inside or all the rooms were full somehow. The details were a bit fuzzy as dreams can be.

As the dream went on the location changed from this collection of underground rooms to a floating series of platforms in a void, with all kinds of exciting restaurants and F-zero style racing tracks. Here there were mostly normal people and only a few dolphins. Basically the dream went off track and I had to escape some person by using any body of water around, aquariums and decorative water streams alike.



Then I had some other dream involving an elevator to hell.

TL,DR: I discovered a hidden society of vegan dolphin shape shifting people, joined them, and went in a bunch of adventures including chatting with a real dolphin MILF.


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Get of my lawn
I didn't read all of it.

Did they take you to a dolphin rape cave?


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I didn't read all of it.

Did they take you to a dolphin rape cave?
No, they were all friendly.


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I didn't read all of it.

Did they take you to a dolphin rape cave?
No, they were all friendly.

Oh. Bummer


 
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hey I can't control my dream alright


 
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Fuck off furry
hey I can't control my dream alright
I had a dream where some guys were gonna shoot up my house. Then I realized "Hey this is a dream!" then my palm trees fell on their car, causing it to explode then all of a sudden it was night time then I was inside Mass Effect 2 talking about butt holes and then I woke up


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So are you capable of communicating with real dolphins now


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So are you capable of communicating with real dolphins now
probably


 
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I had a dream Cell was going to literally ass rape me, but I jumped out my window and ran off.


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I had a dream Cell was going to literally ass rape me, but I jumped out my window and ran off.