How to take a shit

Risay117 · September 30, 2014, 06:29:09 PM

So Flood, imagine this, you have this urge to excrete and you run to the washroom, how would you approach taking a shit?

Remember you just had a bunch of spicy food with you.

Why i am making this topic, because i have noticed that there are different ways people take shits, from some just going to the toilet bowl and sitting, shitting then leaving, and if cleanfreak you wipe. While someone like me a muslim, we are expected to after taking a shit to wash our ass, and genitals, usually what the spray in the washroom is for if you have been to some restaurant owned by a muslim dude. You will also see empty vessels in our washroom to use to clean your ass. Then we wipe and then clean your hands with soap and all the other stuff. Funnily we have to take a shower after ejaculation. Also some places in the world do not have toilet seats but have holes in the ground that are more like the image below.

Anyway if you take a shit, do you have a practice that you do, that you think may be different from others, like coating the seat with toilet paper even in your own home.

Also take a gander and admire the horrible grammer in OP's post.

Naru · September 30, 2014, 06:30:00 PM

Stab my butthole

BC · September 30, 2014, 06:30:02 PM

That's a toilet from Pisa Italy.

Mat Cauthon · September 30, 2014, 06:30:23 PM

Stand back and let the professionals handle this.

YouTube

Mat Cauthon · September 30, 2014, 06:31:24 PM

Quote from: Gasai Yuno on September 30, 2014, 06:30:00 PM

Stab my butthole

Gore AND scat fetishism in one?

Damn Gasai.

Risay117 · September 30, 2014, 06:31:59 PM

Quote from: BC1096 on September 30, 2014, 06:30:02 PM

That's a toilet from Pisa Italy.

I have seen many of these in middle eastern countries, and singapore.

Isara · September 30, 2014, 06:32:29 PM

Happened to me in school once. I did set myself on position... Did it... And... It worked out. In Greece all public schools have those. They are also not that hard to pee in as a female.

Assassin 11D7 · September 30, 2014, 06:32:53 PM

Only practice I do that's probably unusual is lifting up the toilet seat since I saw this video.

YouTube

big sponge · September 30, 2014, 06:34:20 PM

Step One: Drop your pants

Step Two: Drop any underwear you may be wearing

Step Three: Squat over or sit down on the toilet

Step Four: Poop

Step Five (optional): Wipe your asshole until clean

Step Six (optionall): Pick up your underwear

Step Seven (optional): Pick up your pants

Step Eight (optional): Leave the restroom

gats · September 30, 2014, 06:35:08 PM

You squat over it

Isara · September 30, 2014, 06:36:04 PM

The whole point of those is to avoid contact with the toilet itself.

Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 30, 2014, 06:34:20 PM

Step Three: Squat over or sit down on the toilet

Risay117 · September 30, 2014, 06:36:44 PM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 30, 2014, 06:34:20 PM

Step One: Drop your pants

Step Two: Drop any underwear you may be wearing

Step Three: Squat over or sit down on the toilet

Step Four: Poop

Step Five (optional): Wipe your asshole until clean

Step Six (optionall): Pick up your underwear

Step Seven (optional): Pick up your pants

Step Eight (optional): Leave the restroom

Last time i did that a women screamed i was a pervert for not having my clothes. I had my shirt on and was holding my pants and underwear. Did not know what was wrong, maybe i did something else and was about to inquire when i was whisked away by the police.

Septy · September 30, 2014, 06:38:22 PM

Quote from: Isara on September 30, 2014, 06:32:29 PM

Happened to me in school once. I did set myself on position... Did it... And... It worked out. In Greece all public schools have those. They are also not that hard to pee in as a female.

Wouldn't your legs get really sore?

Risay117 · September 30, 2014, 06:44:36 PM

Quote from: Nuka on September 30, 2014, 06:39:39 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on September 30, 2014, 06:36:44 PM
Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 30, 2014, 06:34:20 PM
Step One: Drop your pants

Step Two: Drop any underwear you may be wearing

Step Three: Squat over or sit down on the toilet

Step Four: Poop

Step Five (optional): Wipe your asshole until clean

Step Six (optionall): Pick up your underwear

Step Seven (optional): Pick up your pants

Step Eight (optional): Leave the restroom
Last time i did that a women screamed i was a pervert for not having my clothes. I had my shirt on and was holding my pants and underwear. Did not know what was wrong, maybe i did something else and was about to inquire when i was whisked away by the police.
What were you doing in the women's restroom?

Hmmm?
I think i remembered following a trail of blood and finding the source of it. Last thing i saw was a pentagram. Then promptly took a shit.

Anyposs · September 30, 2014, 07:26:58 PM

Sprinkle on some oregano and serve the turd as one huge meatball

I_IRONMAN_I · September 30, 2014, 07:27:30 PM

This is a crappy Descriptive Essay.

I suggest you work harder.

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The Waifu Master · September 30, 2014, 07:46:29 PM

>Ever using a public restroom for anything other than taking a piss
NEVER

EVER

Death · September 30, 2014, 07:56:38 PM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 30, 2014, 06:34:20 PM

Step One: Drop your pants

Step Two: Drop any underwear you may be wearing

Step Three: Squat over or sit down on the toilet

Step Four: Poop

Step Five (optional): Wipe your asshole until clean

Step Six (optionall): Pick up your underwear

Step Seven (optional): Pick up your pants

Step Eight (optional): Leave the restroom

Directions unclear, got my penis stuck in the toilet.