How to have consensual sex in 2014

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Last Edit: November 06, 2014, 11:03:47 PM by Jimjob the Jam Lorde

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I'm out.

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Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on November 06, 2014, 10:46:52 PM
Quote from: Nexus on November 06, 2014, 10:44:48 PM
I'm out.
Homo sapien
I would literally punch a bitch in the face and walk away if this was ever suggested to me.

 
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Sigs fo nigs
What, Canadian romance?

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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Wait, this was fucking serious??

 
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Quote from: Casper on November 06, 2014, 10:50:01 PM
Wait, this was fucking serious??
Seems like it.

 
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How to come off as a hesitant weirdo

 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on November 06, 2014, 10:52:13 PM
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Good2Go

Good lord, even the name is fucking retarded.

 
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is this a joke???


i hope it is

 
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Can I kiss you?
That's as far as I got before:
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Quote from: Jocephalopod on November 06, 2014, 11:00:53 PM
is this a joke???


i hope it is

Nope. Behold: "progress."

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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
lol...that seems painful.

 
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"You are young. I am old. I am dead."
He forgot to ask if he could kiss her abdomen as he was going down on her.

 
 
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i like monkeys
but aren't all men shallow rapists that won't take no for an answer?

 
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"Can I take your shirt off?"

"Can I do this?" "Can I do that?"

"Can I put my penis inside you va-"

ALRIGHT I GET IT! GOD THAT WOULD FUCKING TURN ME OFF SO FAST!!!

 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on November 06, 2014, 10:52:13 PM
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I.....am...... at a loss for words right now.

 
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