How do you deal with straight edges?

OnionBeetle · October 13, 2015, 02:22:51 PM

Met this chick, doesn't smoke, fine whatever. Doesn't drink, ok, yeah, not doing yourself any favours there but again whatever. Refuses to 'curse'. Right, that's fucking odd whatever way you frame it.

The fuck are you supposed to do for fun with a person like this? Fuck me.

Mad Max · October 13, 2015, 02:23:43 PM

Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 13, 2015, 02:22:51 PM

The fuck are you supposed to do for fun with a person like this?

Literally nothing.

Coco · October 13, 2015, 02:24:15 PM

If I were to guess, I'd say something that doesn't involve drugs and alcohol.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 13, 2015, 02:24:18 PM

Invite them to a pub

DAS B00T x2 · October 13, 2015, 02:25:09 PM

Bro, I love wharncliffe- oh, you mean the people who are never any fun at parties.

I don't think I've actually met a straight-edge in person.

gats · October 13, 2015, 02:25:30 PM

Each to their own dude, I personally commend those that can enjoy themselves without the need for drugs and intoxicating substances, they're sure as hell better than me.

Word Wizard · October 13, 2015, 02:28:11 PM

Scrabble?

Turkey · October 13, 2015, 02:29:15 PM

Treat them like people and try to compromise.

Cindy · October 13, 2015, 02:29:30 PM

So not cursing is silly, but

>Doesn't drink
>Doesn't smoke
>"What are we supposed to do for fun?"

I think that's your problem, fam. Not her's.

Thun · October 13, 2015, 02:31:45 PM

Pretty pathetic if you can only find enjoyment with a beer in your hand.

Mat Cauthon · October 13, 2015, 02:32:09 PM

Quote from: Cindo on October 13, 2015, 02:29:30 PM

So not cursing is silly, but

>Doesn't drink
>Doesn't smoke
>"What are we supposed to do for fun?"

I think that's your problem, fam. Not her's.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 13, 2015, 02:34:50 PM

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Super Irish · October 13, 2015, 02:41:13 PM

I used to know a girl who didn't drink and would get very offended about swearing. Used to.

But in seriousness, you don't need to be drunk to play cards or better still, Cards Against Humanity, or you know, watch movies or other stuff that don't involve drinking. You can politely ask them once if they want to, and if they don't, well try and include them with other activities as best as possible.

If you literally do nothing for entertainment other than drink and smoke... damn man, get some help.

Kiwicake · October 13, 2015, 02:46:34 PM

Swearing isn't something I like to do either, I don't get it when people have a problem with me not swearing

And you shouldn't need to drink or do drugs to have fun, that's just silly

PSU · October 13, 2015, 02:47:45 PM

Quote from: Cindo on October 13, 2015, 02:29:30 PM

So not cursing is silly, but

>Doesn't drink
>Doesn't smoke
>"What are we supposed to do for fun?"

I think that's your problem, fam. Not her's.

^This

Mad Max · October 13, 2015, 02:49:12 PM

Think of it this way - you always have a DD

Jono · October 13, 2015, 02:53:15 PM

Because drinking and smoking are the only ways to have fun

Dan · October 13, 2015, 02:54:11 PM

Not drinking and not smoking tobacco are both good things.

eggsalad · October 13, 2015, 02:56:42 PM

My BF is pretty straight edge because of medical reasons, was also super vanillasexual. If the relationship develops you eventually start to wear off on them, or they just loosen up, depending how you look at it.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 13, 2015, 03:05:14 PM

This thread just reminds me that it is so much easier to claim to be straight edge when you aren't old enough to drink or buy smokes.

R o c k e t · October 13, 2015, 03:11:49 PM

Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 13, 2015, 02:22:51 PM

Refuses to 'curse'. Right, that's fucking odd whatever way you frame it.

No it isnt.

Word Wizard · October 13, 2015, 03:16:54 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 13, 2015, 03:05:14 PM

This thread just reminds me that it is so much easier to claim to be straight edge when you aren't old enough to drink or buy smokes.

Old enough to buy cigarettes - still don't
Offered alcohol at parties - always decline

Pretty sure a bunch of others are the same.

Mmmmm Napalm · October 13, 2015, 03:51:52 PM

... Sounds like they have their priorities in order. And have some semblance of sense.

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Jester · October 13, 2015, 03:57:36 PM

I kill them

Sandtrap · October 13, 2015, 04:03:11 PM

Find their alternatives to fun.

Or you could always corrupt them in the bed sheets. No joke, straight edges usually tend to be rather two faced when it comes to sexual aspects of a relationship. All boring on the outside.

Pent up demon when out of the public eye.

Epsira · October 13, 2015, 04:08:59 PM

Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 13, 2015, 02:22:51 PM

Met this chick, doesn't smoke, fine whatever. Doesn't drink, ok, yeah, not doing yourself any favours there but again whatever. Refuses to 'curse'. Right, that's fucking odd whatever way you frame it.

The fuck are you supposed to do for fun with a person like this? Fuck me.

Trick them into getting out of their comfort zone? That almost sounds rapey though :/
Have you asked them what they like doing for fun?

Dietrich Six · October 13, 2015, 04:51:00 PM

Sometimes I like to take naps on top of people.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · October 13, 2015, 04:55:16 PM

She probably does normie stuff, like watch soaps and play CandyCrush.

OnionBeetle · October 13, 2015, 05:24:19 PM

Quote from: Cindo on October 13, 2015, 02:29:30 PM

So not cursing is silly, but

>Doesn't drink
>Doesn't smoke
>"What are we supposed to do for fun?"

I think that's your problem, fam. Not her's.

Good job hive mind. This place is exactly like b.new holy shit.