Holy shit

Jono · February 06, 2015, 01:54:38 AM

I was walking past the toy room where my nephews play and one of the toys turns on by itself and starts making noise. I went into the room and wondered how the hell it turned on. There was nothing there to make it turn on and do that.

Then as I left the room and walked down the hallway, the toy said "Bye bye!"

I went back, picked it up and turned if off. If it still somehow makes a noise, I'm smashing it into a million pieces.

Cheat · February 06, 2015, 01:55:59 AM

If it were me, that toy would already be outside in the garbage can. Doors locked, windows shut.

Ender · February 06, 2015, 01:56:32 AM

kill it

Jim · February 06, 2015, 01:56:46 AM

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Epsira · February 06, 2015, 01:57:04 AM

Quote from: Jono on February 06, 2015, 01:54:38 AM

If it still somehow makes a noise, I'm smashing it into a million pieces.

Spoiler

QUICK, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

Jono · February 06, 2015, 01:58:11 AM

Quote from: Cheat on February 06, 2015, 01:55:59 AM

If it were me, that toy would already be outside in the garbage can. Doors locked, windows shut.

Don't worry, my baseball bat is right here.

Elai · February 06, 2015, 02:00:33 AM

"YOU ARE A TOY!"

Jono · February 06, 2015, 02:02:23 AM

Quote from: Erogenous Jim on February 06, 2015, 01:56:46 AM

Spoiler
YouTube
Isn't she cute, daddy?

I'm not scared of anything, but those dolls, like the ones in that video, creep the shit out of me.

There's an island in Mexico that has a bunch of dolls hanging on trees and shit. All the money in the world and you still won't convince me to spend a night there.

Jim · February 06, 2015, 02:03:02 AM

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Mat Cauthon · February 06, 2015, 02:51:50 AM

I know those toys.

I had two, one was the General guy from Small Soldiers and Hopper from Bug's Life.

Girl of Mystery · February 06, 2015, 04:54:20 AM

Quote from: Nagato on February 06, 2015, 02:51:50 AM

I know those toys.

I had two, one was the General guy from Small Soldiers and Hopper from Bug's Life.

Major Chip Hazard and the rest of the Commando Elites will kill you.

challengerX · February 06, 2015, 05:18:51 AM

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The Lord Ruler · February 06, 2015, 06:09:16 AM

RIP Jono February 6, 2015

Coomer · February 06, 2015, 06:11:33 AM

Do not be afraid

Remember the most dangerous thing in the dark is only yourself

slayingold · February 06, 2015, 08:18:30 AM

Was it furby?

Elegiac · February 06, 2015, 08:22:45 AM

Small Soldiers is a cool movie.

Flee · February 06, 2015, 08:23:57 AM

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Jono · February 06, 2015, 07:39:30 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on February 06, 2015, 06:09:16 AM

RIP Jono February 6, 2015

I'm still here

The toy's switch is still off. If it mysteriously turns back on I'll shit my pants.

Rinev · February 06, 2015, 07:43:37 PM

If I were you, I would burn the house down.

Deleted · February 06, 2015, 07:44:40 PM

YouTube

nope