Help me Flood, you are my only hope.

Solonoid | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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So I don't know if we anyone around here who could spare a dollar or two, but money is really fucking tight, and I figured before I went off to beg on 4chan, or make up some fake charity, I would come here.

So, here's the deal.

If the Flood can muster the bulleted amounts, I will post acts of any nature you please during the next anarchy.
You wanna see my butt? You may see my butt. You want a .gif of me sensually rubbing my throbbing Vienis?
You faggots may have that. You want me to sing you a song on Vocaroo? I can be whatever you want me to be.

Anything that only involves me, and recording myself doing shit by photo, video, or audio.
One act per bulletpoint.
If you make it to $50, the ride never ends.

>$10
>$20
>$25
>$35
>$40
>$50

The address to send money to is mgscottii@gmail.com
I'm sorry I can't build you tiny birdhouses, or whatever people buy on the internet, but I sincerely need every cent.

Love, Solonoid
Last Edit: September 11, 2014, 09:33:43 PM by Solonoid

 
 
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Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 11, 2014, 09:34:27 PM
>this website
>people that have money
You gotta pick one
Uh...
I'm a hoper?

 
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Sigs fo nigs
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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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Quote from: Saleem on September 11, 2014, 09:38:18 PM
I hear Five Guys is hiring.

Not where I live...

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 11, 2014, 09:38:42 PM
How does it feel t become an internet prostitute?
Considering the fact that I haven't gotten any money yet?

I'm really not sure.

 
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shiet, i wish i had money to spare

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Solonoid on September 11, 2014, 09:40:11 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 11, 2014, 09:38:42 PM
How does it feel t become an internet prostitute?
Considering the fact that I haven't gotten any money yet?

I'm really not sure.
So you're a terrible internet prostitute now.
Do not into worryings, Sergei, I'm sure someone will come along who wants to see your turnips soon enough.

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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
[insert post referencing jewish stereotypes here]

 
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Quote from: Ember on September 11, 2014, 09:46:49 PM
[insert post referencing jewish stereotypes here]
Oh just give him the damn bag of jew gold that's around your neck.

 
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Quote from: Nuka on September 11, 2014, 09:44:12 PM
> enters thread
> laughs
> leaves
Whores have feelings too.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 11, 2014, 09:47:20 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 11, 2014, 09:46:49 PM
[insert post referencing jewish stereotypes here]
Oh just give him the damn bag of jew gold that's around your neck.
fine i give up this charade

i think i'm gonna go be an arab for a bit

allah akbar and whatnot

 
 
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Quote from: Ember on September 11, 2014, 09:48:50 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 11, 2014, 09:47:20 PM
Quote from: Ember on September 11, 2014, 09:46:49 PM
[insert post referencing jewish stereotypes here]
Oh just give him the damn bag of jew gold that's around your neck.
fine i give up this charade

i think i'm gonna go be an arab for a bit

allah akbar and whatnot
Hadji no hadjing!
Hadji no hadjing!
Hadji no hadjing!

 
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Quote from: ねこ on September 11, 2014, 09:59:27 PM
Why do you need money?
Food. Electricity. Gasoline. I only have debit cards because I'm a filthy casual with no credit.

 
 
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Hmm...
Quote from: Solonoid on September 11, 2014, 09:33:19 PM
Do you have an Android, iPhone, or other iDevice? I have some stuff that can get you $5 to $10.

 
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Quote from: Cheat on September 11, 2014, 10:04:43 PM
Quote from: Solonoid on September 11, 2014, 09:33:19 PM
Do you have an Android, iPhone, or other iDevice? I have some stuff that can get you $5 to $10.
No, I'm too poor for cell phones.
I communicate via internet.

 
 
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Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 11, 2014, 10:21:56 PM
Don't you have parents or something like that?
My parents disowned me like seven years ago.

 
 
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Quote from: Solonoid on September 11, 2014, 10:29:49 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 11, 2014, 10:21:56 PM
Don't you have parents or something like that?
My parents disowned me like seven years ago.
Ouch, why?

 
 
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Rockets on my X
Couple weeks ago, a friend of mine ran out of LIVE. So I hopped on over to the store and bought him a three month live card and asked for nothing back. And, maybe, I'd toss you some bucks over too if I had the money. But that was a few weeks ago.

I've gotta pay 1200 bucks for a compressor for our fridge.
380 for a dead kitten.
228 for the insurance renewal on my truck.
My truck's out of gas or extremely low at the moment and that's another 100 bucks.
And let's not get started on the mortgage to pay for roughly 60,000 bucks for the building I work in.
And the water bills, the electricity bills, and the daily food bills.
And! We can't forget another 1400 bucks for snow tires for the winter.

You and me friend, are broke in all accounts.

Cheers.