Have you ever been smoke shamed by a medical professional?

Mordo · August 09, 2015, 09:27:56 AM

My doctor keeps telling me I'm unhealthy despite the fact that I was born a smoker.

Literally so triggered right now.

Verbatim · August 09, 2015, 09:33:21 AM

>mordoposting

Elegiac · August 09, 2015, 09:34:59 AM

Yup. They show you jars full of tar that represent your lungs.

Elegiac · August 09, 2015, 09:35:47 AM

And I'm stealing your avatar pic.

Mattie G Indahouse · August 09, 2015, 09:39:06 AM

No because I don't smoke.

Jocephalopod · August 09, 2015, 09:51:33 AM

My grandpa burnned me between the eyes with a cigarette because I put monopoly money in his birthday card instead of real bills.

Mattie G Indahouse · August 09, 2015, 09:57:16 AM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 09, 2015, 09:51:33 AM

My grandpa burnned me between the eyes with a cigarette because I put monopoly money in his birthday card instead of real bills.

When I was a kid I tried buying pop out of the machine with play money.

Jocephalopod · August 09, 2015, 09:58:32 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on August 09, 2015, 09:57:16 AM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 09, 2015, 09:51:33 AM
My grandpa burnned me between the eyes with a cigarette because I put monopoly money in his birthday card instead of real bills.
When I was a kid I tried buying pop out of the machine with play money.

Play money costs more to make than real money

Do you believe in society's lies?

Yu · August 09, 2015, 09:59:29 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on August 09, 2015, 09:39:06 AM

No because I don't smoke.

Elegiac · August 09, 2015, 10:02:07 AM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 09, 2015, 09:51:33 AM

My grandpa burnned me between the eyes with a cigarette because I put monopoly money in his birthday card instead of real bills.

Fucking hell, do you have a scar? Your grandpa is fucked up, he should have been reported to the police, that's child abuse.

BaconShelf · August 09, 2015, 10:42:03 AM

Quote from: Yu on August 09, 2015, 09:59:29 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on August 09, 2015, 09:39:06 AM
No because I don't smoke.

Flee · August 09, 2015, 10:45:08 AM

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Deleted · August 09, 2015, 10:46:03 AM

>LOLsuicideSticks

Elegiac · August 09, 2015, 11:08:40 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on August 09, 2015, 10:02:07 AM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 09, 2015, 09:51:33 AM
My grandpa burnned me between the eyes with a cigarette because I put monopoly money in his birthday card instead of real bills.
Fucking hell, do you have a scar? Your grandpa is fucked up, he should have been reported to the police, that's child abuse.

Ghost Guy · August 09, 2015, 11:28:17 AM

No, I don't smoke.
I once took a drag off of an Americn Spirit and decided concentrated ass flavor wasn't my thing.

PSU · August 09, 2015, 11:35:45 AM

Only losers don't smoke

gats · August 09, 2015, 11:38:43 AM

Nah my doctor's cool

Girl of Mystery · August 09, 2015, 11:38:50 AM

Quote from: PSU on August 09, 2015, 11:35:45 AM

Only losers don't smoke

also known as people who don't enjoy paying to kill themselves

CK97 · August 09, 2015, 01:00:52 PM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on August 09, 2015, 09:39:06 AM

No because I don't smoke.

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More Than Mortal · August 09, 2015, 01:14:41 PM

Quote from: PSU on August 09, 2015, 11:35:45 AM

Only losers don't smoke

This guy gets it.

Smoking makes you a cool cat.

Elegiac · August 09, 2015, 01:16:50 PM

I'm going to take a selfy of me smoking right now

The Justicar · August 09, 2015, 01:17:33 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 09, 2015, 09:51:33 AM

My grandpa burnned me between the eyes with a cigarette because I put monopoly money in his birthday card instead of real bills.

Canadian currency is sorta worth something though.

Ghost Guy · August 09, 2015, 01:20:42 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on August 09, 2015, 01:14:41 PM

Quote from: PSU on August 09, 2015, 11:35:45 AM
Only losers don't smoke
This guy gets it.

Smoking makes you a cool cat.

You get nine lives to work with as a bonus

Mattie G Indahouse · August 09, 2015, 02:22:04 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on August 09, 2015, 01:14:41 PM

Quote from: PSU on August 09, 2015, 11:35:45 AM
Only losers don't smoke
This guy gets it.

Smoking makes you a cool cat.

There's few things cooler than getting cancer, piss poor physical health and talking by pushing a button on your throat.

Dopameme · August 09, 2015, 02:29:41 PM

i don't smoke, i'm a toker.

but truthfully i haven't seen a medical professional in over a year, so...haven't had the chance to get criticized yet

SecondClass · August 09, 2015, 03:48:06 PM

Now here comes the speech about how he's just "doing his job", following orders. Let me tell you about another bunch of hate mongers that were just following orders: they were called Nazis, and they practically wiped a nation of people from the Earth, just like cigarettes are doing now! Cigarette smoking is the new Holocaust, and those who partake in the practice of smoking or sell the wares that promote it are the Nazis of the 21st century. He doesn't care how many people die from it! He smiles as you pay for your cancer sticks and says, "Have a nice day."