>I sat in on his lap

Grapes · August 14, 2014, 02:48:40 AM

>i felt the warmth flow through me
>it was a feeling ive never experienced
>Shrek then grasped my asscheeks
>I let out a slight whimper
>Shrek continues to squeeze and breathe on my neck.
>The lump that was protruding out of his pants came out
>it ripped though my skin tight leather pants
>My anus tore
>I yelled
>Shrek slapped me and told me to shut up
>I did
>tears rolled down my eyes
>The moist green gargantuan penis started to tear off of shreks body
>it fell off and grew arms and legs
>It picked up a gun and shot spaghetti at shrek
>Shrek died
>I ran away with the penis
>He raised me and taught me everything I know.
>I still have nightmares about the incident
>That was 7 years ago
>I weep slowly every night in my bed.
>Im a warrior now, a Samurai...
>Sensei Penis has taught me marital arts.
>I must use this skill and various others to avenge my death on shrek's family
>The day has come
>It is time
>I start my trek with nothing but clothing, my skills and a sword
>I run into a lady named Haruki
>She asks me what im doing
> I say "Im on a quest to avenge my anus"
>She smiles and tells me I should not go alone
>"This isn't your swamp Haruki" i say
>She wishes me luck and tells me to meet her when im come back
> I thank her
> As i walk I see a swampy part of land with a run down shack
> "Its them"
>I run up to the house with tremendous speed
>I cut the door in half
>There is the family
>Raping a child
>I quickly slice the rapists head off
> I pick up the child
>but as I do the other ogre jumps at me
>im down
>The ogre looks me in the eyes
>"This is my swamp"
>I pick up the sword and slice up all the ogres
>I run away with the child
>I find Haruki dead on the ground
>Right as I look up I see a tall man run away
> I set down the kid
>I run towards the mans position
>It turns around
>Its SecondClass
>I turn back around looking at Haruki's dead body
>The feet are missing
>I hear grunting from SecondClass
>He is trying to insert the feet in to his anus.
> I lunge at him
>He evades my attack
>He is nowhere to be seen
>I start crying
> I wanted to insert the feet in to my anus too
>That'd be the cure to my saggy anus
>Then Shrek's penis came up and said
>Its OK, I wasn't your swamp any ways.

Grapes · August 14, 2014, 02:59:24 AM

baump

BlitzFiend · August 14, 2014, 03:02:05 AM

Garem · August 14, 2014, 03:02:47 AM

Quote from: Grapes on August 14, 2014, 02:59:24 AM

baump

There's a reason why no one is responding to this autistic piece of garbage. Maybe go out and find some fucking brain cells before trying to make another thread?

kush mcgush (ง◕ل͜◕)ง · August 14, 2014, 03:04:07 AM

another shrek story eh

kush mcgush (ง◕ل͜◕)ง · August 14, 2014, 03:05:07 AM

Quote from: Garem on August 14, 2014, 03:02:47 AM

There's a reason why no one is responding to this autistic piece of garbage. Maybe go out and find some fucking brain cells before trying to make another thread?

Why are you still using this account SecondClass

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 14, 2014, 03:05:17 AM

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Garem · August 14, 2014, 03:07:10 AM

Quote from: kush mcgush on August 14, 2014, 03:05:07 AM

Why are you still using this account SecondClass

Still pretending I'm that autistic idiot? Don't you have better fucking things to do?

August 14, 2014, 03:07:37 AM

Quote from: kush mcgush on August 14, 2014, 03:05:07 AM

Why are you still using this account SecondClass

because its fun as hell lol

Grapes · August 14, 2014, 03:38:41 AM

Quote from: Garem on August 14, 2014, 03:02:47 AM

There's a reason why no one is responding to this autistic piece of garbage. Maybe go out and find some fucking brain cells before trying to make another thread?