>I sat in on his lap

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>i felt the warmth flow through me
>it was a feeling ive never experienced
>Shrek then grasped my asscheeks
>I let out a slight whimper
>Shrek continues to squeeze and breathe on my neck.
>The lump that was protruding out of his pants came out
>it ripped though my skin tight leather pants
>My anus tore
>I yelled
>Shrek slapped me and told me to shut up
>I did
>tears rolled down my eyes
>The moist green gargantuan penis started to tear off of shreks body
>it fell off and grew arms and legs
>It picked up a gun and shot spaghetti at shrek
>Shrek died
>I ran away with the penis
>He raised me and taught me everything I know.
>I still have nightmares about the incident
>That was 7 years ago
>I weep slowly every night in my bed.
>Im a warrior now, a Samurai...
>Sensei Penis has taught me marital arts.
>I must use this skill and various others to avenge my death on shrek's family
>The day has come
>It is time
>I start my trek with nothing but clothing, my skills and a sword
>I run into a lady named Haruki
>She asks me what im doing
> I say "Im on a quest to avenge my anus"
>She smiles and tells me I should not go alone
>"This isn't your swamp Haruki" i say
>She wishes me luck and tells me to meet her when im come back
> I thank her
> As i walk I see a swampy part of land with a run down shack
> "Its them"
>I run up to the house with tremendous speed
>I cut the door in half
>There is the family
>Raping a child
>I quickly slice the rapists head off
> I pick up the child
>but as I do the other ogre jumps at me
>im down
>The ogre looks me in the eyes
>"This is my swamp"
>I pick up the sword and slice up all the ogres
>I run away with the child
>I find Haruki dead on the ground
>Right as I look up I see a tall man run away
> I set down the kid
>I run towards the mans position
>It turns around
>Its SecondClass
>I turn back around looking at Haruki's dead body
>The feet are missing
>I hear grunting from SecondClass
>He is trying to insert the feet in to his anus.
> I lunge at him
>He evades my attack
>He is nowhere to be seen
>I start crying
> I wanted to insert the feet in to my anus too
>That'd be the cure to my saggy anus
>Then Shrek's penis came up and said
>Its OK, I wasn't your swamp any ways.
Last Edit: August 14, 2014, 02:56:41 AM by Grapes


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another shrek story eh


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