>decide to take a vacation in England
>land in London
>it's completely dark
>and there's water coming from the sky
>ask a passerby what it is
>he tells me he can't understand my accent
>in response to this insult, I shoot him with my revolver, as is our custom
>I decide to go pick up my horse rental, wet stuff or no
>arrive at the stable
>there are no horses
>man brings out some sort of iron contraption, belching smoke
>realizing the man to be a horse thief, I shoot him with my shotgun, as is our custom
>stomach rumbles
>decide to walk the short distance to Edinburgh for lunch
>walk into a local restaurant, order a steak
>it arrives deep fried and over done
>demand to see the chef and complain about my meal
>YOO WOT U YANKEE GIT
>I shoot him with my rifle, as is our custom
>police are called to arrest me
>I shoot them with my gatling, as is our custom
>they finally get within tazer distance
>I get brought before a judge
>complain about the infringement of my minority rights as a Texan
>Judge orders the police to let me go immediately and awards me a medal for defending myself against majority oppression
>a parade is thrown in my honor
>I meet the Queen
>You Yanks are alright, she says
>I shoot her
Britain was a lovely state to visit if a mite dark, I tell you hwhat

But waiters are underpaid...

And the way to get them paid properly is to relieve their employers of the burden?

Besides, it isn't my fault they aren't paid well.

I totally remember saying that first thing.

Just because something isn't your fault does not mean you should not help out. When you see a wreck happen on the road, you shouldn't just drive by going, "Well I didn't fucking hit them." Obviously different scenarios, but you get my point.

Quote from: Meta Cognition on November 13, 2014, 09:21:11 AM

And the way to get them paid properly is to relieve their employers of the burden?

Besides, it isn't my fault they aren't paid well.

I totally remember saying that first thing.

Just because something isn't your fault does not mean you should not help out. When you see a wreck happen on the road, you shouldn't just drive by going, "Well I didn't fucking hit them." Obviously different scenarios, but you get my point.

It's more like "I should tow that guy's car because the towing company doesn't tow cars."

>land in London

>decide to walk the short distance to Edinburgh for lunch

Once I put two and two together I lol'd.

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