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>decide to take a vacation in England
>land in London
>it's completely dark
>and there's water coming from the sky
>ask a passerby what it is
>he tells me he can't understand my accent
>in response to this insult, I shoot him with my revolver, as is our custom
>I decide to go pick up my horse rental, wet stuff or no
>arrive at the stable
>there are no horses
>man brings out some sort of iron contraption, belching smoke
>realizing the man to be a horse thief, I shoot him with my shotgun, as is our custom
>stomach rumbles
>decide to walk the short distance to Edinburgh for lunch
>walk into a local restaurant, order a steak
>it arrives deep fried and over done
>demand to see the chef and complain about my meal
>YOO WOT U YANKEE GIT
>I shoot him with my rifle, as is our custom
>police are called to arrest me
>I shoot them with my gatling, as is our custom
>they finally get within tazer distance
>I get brought before a judge
>complain about the infringement of my minority rights as a Texan
>Judge orders the police to let me go immediately and awards me a medal for defending myself against majority oppression
>a parade is thrown in my honor
>I meet the Queen
>You Yanks are alright, she says
>I shoot her
Britain was a lovely state to visit if a mite dark, I tell you hwhat


 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.

But waiters are underpaid...
And the way to get them paid properly is to relieve their employers of the burden?

Besides, it isn't my fault they aren't paid well.


 
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And the way to get them paid properly is to relieve their employers of the burden?

Besides, it isn't my fault they aren't paid well.
I totally remember saying that first thing.

Just because something isn't your fault does not mean you should not help out. When you see a wreck happen on the road, you shouldn't just drive by going, "Well I didn't fucking hit them." Obviously different scenarios, but you get my point.


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And the way to get them paid properly is to relieve their employers of the burden?

Besides, it isn't my fault they aren't paid well.
I totally remember saying that first thing.

Just because something isn't your fault does not mean you should not help out. When you see a wreck happen on the road, you shouldn't just drive by going, "Well I didn't fucking hit them." Obviously different scenarios, but you get my point.
It's more like "I should tow that guy's car because the towing company doesn't tow cars."


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And the way to get them paid properly is to relieve their employers of the burden?

Besides, it isn't my fault they aren't paid well.
I totally remember saying that first thing.

Just because something isn't your fault does not mean you should not help out. When you see a wreck happen on the road, you shouldn't just drive by going, "Well I didn't fucking hit them." Obviously different scenarios, but you get my point.
It's more like "I should tow that guy's car because the towing company doesn't tow cars."
Lol.


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>decide to walk the short distance to Edinburgh for lunch
Once I put two and two together I lol'd.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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