>Friends want to stop somewhere and get something to eat
>Suggest Waffle House
>"No I'm really tired and it'll take too long to sit down and eat."
>Bitch got no respect, but she's my best friend's gf so I let it slide
>Taco Bell and McDonald's by the interstate are both closed
>Pass Wendy's
>Remember that they're opened until 1:00 a.m.
>Jonesing for a triple stack burger
>fat fuck/10 (no shame)
>Pull up a few feet before the intercom so my friends can figure out what they want to get
>It takes them five minutes to read the whole goddamn menu
>Finally figure out what we all want
>Inch forward to the intercom
>Menu suddenly goes dark
>12:21 a.m. - Voice from the intercom says that they're closed
>what the fuck
>They fucking waited for us to pull up before they shut down for the night
>Supposed to be open until 1:00 a.m.
>Drive around the building looking for employees
>They're sitting around on their phones laughing
>Honk my horn and flip them off for about 30 seconds
>End up going to Cookout instead

So how has your week been?