Grab The Nearest Book And Turn To Page 45

Septy · August 19, 2014, 07:20:12 PM

The first sentence now describes your sex life.

“She could feel a thin trickle of blood running down her left leg. Her thighs and cheeks were ablaze with pain.”

Um...

True Turquoise · August 19, 2014, 07:21:06 PM

Bloody, destroyed and bruised

i am karjala takaisin · August 19, 2014, 07:24:30 PM

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But when it cuts the ragged hole, after a bound or two, there is commonly, stagnation or further leaping, be it Indian or be it Deer!

sounds kinky

TB · August 19, 2014, 07:24:56 PM

Large commercial vehicles require a much longer distance to stop than smaller vehicles.

Ásgeirr · August 19, 2014, 07:28:04 PM

''Mutta mitä merkitsee tähtitaivas lapselle, joka ei osaa edes kuvitella sitä, ettei päänpäällä ole aina kattoa.''

Well you asked...

DAS B00T x2 · August 19, 2014, 07:29:18 PM

...lust and rocking slightly under my newspaper, I felt that my perception of her, if properly concentrated upon, might be sufficient to have me attain a beggar's bliss immediately; but, like some predator that prefers a moving prey to a motionless one,I planned to have this pitiful attainment coincide with one of the various girlish movements she made now and then as she read, such as trying to scratch the middle of her back and revealing a stippled armpit - but fat Haze suddenly spoiled everything by turning to me and asking me for a light, and started a make-believe conversation about a fake book by some popular fraud.

Well fuck, just call me Lonepaul.

i am karjala takaisin · August 19, 2014, 07:30:07 PM

Quote from: Ossku on August 19, 2014, 07:28:04 PM

''Mutta mitä merkitsee tähtitaivas lapselle, joka ei osaa edes kuvitella sitä, ettei päänpäällä ole aina kattoa.''

Well you asked...

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But what it means to the starry sky to the child who can not even imagine it, that the head is not always the roof.

should i call chris hansen

Grapes · August 19, 2014, 07:32:27 PM

"Ideally, you want to meet the car's principal driver or drivers to see if they strike you as responsible people"

Grapes · August 19, 2014, 07:34:19 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 19, 2014, 07:29:18 PM

...lust and rocking slightly under my newspaper, I felt that my perception of her, if properly concentrated upon, might be sufficient to have me attain a beggar's bliss immediately; but, like some predator that prefers a moving prey to a motionless one,I planned to have this pitiful attainment coincide with one of the various girlish movements she made now and then as she read, such as trying to scratch the middle of her back and revealing a stippled armpit - but fat Haze suddenly spoiled everything by turning to me and asking me for a light, and started a make-believe conversation about a fake book by some popular fraud.

Well fuck, just call me Lonepaul.

Cheat · August 19, 2014, 07:35:28 PM

"...simply disappeared and were never heard of again."

Ásgeirr · August 19, 2014, 07:36:24 PM

Quote from: Ember on August 19, 2014, 07:30:07 PM

should i call chris hansen

haha, niiiiice.

''But what does a starry sky mean to a child, who can not even imagine it, that a roof will not always be over you.''
Something like that.

Kinder Graham · August 19, 2014, 08:50:20 PM

"A time to discover"

That came out of my 6th grade year book (._.)

The Waifu Master · August 19, 2014, 08:51:52 PM

"He knew it was reinforced because he'd rammed it with his shoulder a few times."

Hmmm...

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · August 19, 2014, 08:52:49 PM

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August 19, 2014, 09:03:12 PM

"We are told this be the makers of acoustic analysis software."

Mechanical Engineering book.

DAS B00T x2 · August 19, 2014, 09:04:01 PM

Quote from: TrussingDoor on August 19, 2014, 08:52:49 PM

"When proceeding to the first 'safe haven' or well-lit area, the vehicle's hazard lights or emergency flashers should be activated"

-North Carolina Driver's Handbook

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Wear condoms.

ABIGCOWPIE · August 19, 2014, 09:10:43 PM

"If I'm stuck here, then I pull my weight"
501st is a dirty book...

Yu · August 19, 2014, 09:20:22 PM

Once the hosts are communicating across the network, it is important to document network performance.

Hawt.

Elegiac · August 19, 2014, 11:45:53 PM

So the mediated world appears to children as if it were real. That is why we especially venerate them.

August 19, 2014, 11:49:06 PM

Although the definitional provisions of the LMRDA are extensive, they do not define what constitutes union "discipline" for purposes of Section 101(a)(5) other than fines, suspensions, and expulsions.

.....k

R o c k e t · August 19, 2014, 11:52:20 PM

This sacrificial practice is also mentioned by Eusebius, the church historian

#wut

s03 · August 20, 2014, 12:49:44 AM

"Step 1: Make sure VBlock1.dwg is open."

I'm not quite sure what to make of that.

Mmmmm Napalm · August 20, 2014, 12:52:15 AM

"Actions speak louder than words."

From my 9th grade yearbook.

A Cheese Potato · August 20, 2014, 12:52:25 AM

"They said you were dead," the Hound said.

oh

velox · August 20, 2014, 08:57:30 AM

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Under Suchojs monolog hade Hunter synat sina naglar, nu lyfte han slutligen blicken. såg på Artioms styvfar och sa tungt:
>>Du har verkligen gått ner dig sedan sist. [...]<<

Luke · August 20, 2014, 09:00:56 AM

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If you are not entirely satisfied with this product, please return it to the store where it was purchased and we will be pleased to replace it or refund it. This does not affect your statuatory rights.

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Sandtrap · August 20, 2014, 09:07:14 AM

"Thorne, to reconsider your answer."

Does this mean there's lots of rose bushes involved?

More Than Mortal · August 20, 2014, 09:17:04 AM

Figure 3-1 plots out the six output combinations that result from varying the allocation of the workers in table 3-2, thereby graphing all your productive possibilities.

All righty then

challengerX · August 20, 2014, 09:21:17 AM

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