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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
The first sentence now describes your sex life.

“She could feel a thin trickle of blood running down her left leg. Her thighs and cheeks were ablaze with pain.”

Um...
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fuck you
Bloody, destroyed and bruised


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But when it cuts the ragged hole, after a bound or two, there is commonly, stagnation or further leaping, be it Indian or be it Deer!

sounds kinky


 
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#13
Large commercial vehicles require a much longer distance to stop than smaller vehicles.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
''Mutta mitä merkitsee tähtitaivas lapselle, joka ei osaa edes kuvitella sitä, ettei päänpäällä ole aina kattoa.''

Well you asked...


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
...lust and rocking slightly under my newspaper, I felt that my perception of her, if properly concentrated upon, might be sufficient to have me attain a beggar's bliss immediately; but, like some predator that prefers a moving prey to a motionless one,I planned to have this pitiful attainment coincide with one of the various girlish movements she made now and then as she read, such as trying to scratch the middle of her back and revealing a stippled armpit - but fat Haze suddenly spoiled everything by turning to me and asking me for a light, and started a make-believe conversation about a fake book by some popular fraud.

Well fuck, just call me Lonepaul.


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''Mutta mitä merkitsee tähtitaivas lapselle, joka ei osaa edes kuvitella sitä, ettei päänpäällä ole aina kattoa.''

Well you asked...

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But what it means to the starry sky to the child who can not even imagine it, that the head is not always the roof.

should i call chris hansen


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...lust and rocking slightly under my newspaper, I felt that my perception of her, if properly concentrated upon, might be sufficient to have me attain a beggar's bliss immediately; but, like some predator that prefers a moving prey to a motionless one,I planned to have this pitiful attainment coincide with one of the various girlish movements she made now and then as she read, such as trying to scratch the middle of her back and revealing a stippled armpit - but fat Haze suddenly spoiled everything by turning to me and asking me for a light, and started a make-believe conversation about a fake book by some popular fraud.

Well fuck, just call me Lonepaul.



 
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Hmm...
"...simply disappeared and were never heard of again."


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
should i call chris hansen
haha, niiiiice.

''But what does a starry sky mean to a child, who can not even imagine it, that a roof will not always be over you.''
Something like that.


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"A time to discover"

That came out of my 6th grade year book (._.)


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"He knew it was reinforced because he'd rammed it with his shoulder a few times."

Hmmm...


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"A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him saying, 'You are mad, you are not like us'."
-Saint Anthony the Great
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Comms Officer is a freaking retard.
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Mechanical Engineering book.


 
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"When proceeding to the first 'safe haven' or well-lit area, the vehicle's hazard lights or emergency flashers should be activated"

-North Carolina Driver's Handbook



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Wear condoms.


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501st is a dirty book...


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Once the hosts are communicating across the network, it is important to document network performance.

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So the mediated world appears to children as if it were real. That is why we especially venerate them.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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——Carmen
Although the definitional provisions of the LMRDA are extensive, they do not define what constitutes union "discipline" for purposes of Section 101(a)(5) other than fines, suspensions, and expulsions.

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I neither fear, nor despise.
This sacrificial practice is also mentioned by Eusebius, the church historian

#wut


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"Step 1: Make sure VBlock1.dwg is open."

I'm not quite sure what to make of that.


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"They said you were dead," the Hound said.

oh


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Under Suchojs monolog hade Hunter synat sina naglar, nu lyfte han slutligen blicken. såg på Artioms styvfar och sa tungt:
>>Du har verkligen gått ner dig sedan sist. [...]<<


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If you are not entirely satisfied with this product, please return it to the store where it was purchased and we will be pleased to replace it or refund it. This does not affect your statuatory rights.
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"Thorne, to reconsider your answer."

Does this mean there's lots of rose bushes involved?


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Figure 3-1 plots out the six output combinations that result from varying the allocation of the workers in table 3-2, thereby graphing all your productive possibilities.

All righty then


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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