Fuck. My boss just told me I have to take a VP to lunch.

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It's on Tuesday.

We're visiting a big customer of mine. But... I gotta take him to lunch.

Choices:

Chain burger joint with an "Islands" theme

A chain casual Mexican place

A local favorite cafeteria style German deli/butcher

He's a pretty laid back guy, but he does have power over my career with this company

 
 
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The burger joint for sure. The second is too messy/gross and the third is way too casual, even for him.

 
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the German pizzeria


 
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Quote from: SecondClass on March 06, 2016, 10:45:50 PM
The burger joint for sure. The second is too messy/gross and the third is way too casual, even for him.
TBH, I'm torn between that and the German place.

I do sales, so it would show I know my territory. Buut... The burger place is very safe.

 
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Take him to the Mexican place, it's different. Don't be that guy that plays it safe and goes by the book. Stand out and do something noticeable.

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 06, 2016, 10:49:57 PM
The burger place is very safe.

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 06, 2016, 10:49:57 PM
I do sales, so it would show I know my territory.
Ohh, I didn't even think of that. That would certainly make you seem more like a local, trustworthy kind of guy.

 
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Quote from: Gaara444 on March 06, 2016, 10:51:24 PM
Take him to the Mexican place, it's different. Don't be that guy that plays it safe and goes by the book. Stand out and do something noticeable.

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 06, 2016, 10:49:57 PM
The burger place is very safe.
It's still a chain. The German place is the show off place. Less "local" cuisine, but is is a local fav

 
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He'll be expecting that.

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 06, 2016, 10:52:36 PM
It's still a chain. The German place is the show off place. Less "local" cuisine, but is is a local fav

 
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Quote from: Gaara444 on March 06, 2016, 10:53:16 PM
He'll be expecting that.

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 06, 2016, 10:52:36 PM
It's still a chain. The German place is the show off place. Less "local" cuisine, but is is a local fav

True... That's why this is a hard decision. Chains are safe. He'll have his favorites. But, it doesn't show I know the area.

 
 
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German place sounds delish

 
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If you take the Mexican place, you can tip the chefs to put the rats they caught in their rat poison traps into his food that has meat in it.

He'll die, it'll look like a horrible accident for you, and you'll get promoted for having to go through such a traumatic work stress.

Meanwhile, the mexican restaurant will reconstitute itself a few blocks down after their current endevour was shut down for obvious health and safety reasons.

Everybody wins.
Last Edit: March 06, 2016, 11:40:34 PM by Sandtrap

 
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Almost always, with moderation
So what kind of job do you have.

 
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does this stuff even work?
you should take him to a bar and fuck him in the ass.

 
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 06, 2016, 10:43:34 PM
Chain burger joint with an "Islands" theme
Three words:

Big

Kahuna

Burger

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At least that's where my boss's associates like to eat.