Forum game: Which fact is true?

Fine

I don't have any problem with you working for me though.

I don't have any problem with you working for me though.

As you wish

1. I hate the Netherlands.
2. I  have a cat.
3. I think marijuana should be legalized.

1. I hate the Netherlands.
2. I  have a cat.
3. I think marijuana should be legalized.

3 and 2 is a lie

1. I like big butts.
2. And I cannot lie.
3. You other brothers can't deny.

3 and 2 is a lie

Schieße

Schieße

Correct?

You guys need to be finding the truth. Not the lies.

Correct?

Yeah.

You guys need to be finding the truth. Not the lies.

That's literally the same fucking thing.

1. I'm 14
2. I live in Detroit
3. I smoke weed

I have fapped to One Man One Jar
I have brain damage from my sister.
I have 420mb and 69kb left on my sd card.

1. I'm 14
2. I live in Detroit
3. I smoke weed

3 is the lie

1. I'm 14
2. I live in Detroit
3. I smoke weed

Those are all true you edgy bastard.

3 is the lie

EDIT: the rules have been changed. You must now tell two lies and one truth.

swiggity swoogity

That's literally the same fucking thing.

Not really

That's literally the same fucking thing.

No, there's now one truth instead of one lie.

1. I was diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome as a child by a psychiatrist.
2. I enjoy pineapple pizza
3. I'm going to be studying IT at a technical college soon.

Guess which one is fake. 

1. I was diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome as a child by a psychiatrist.
2. I enjoy pineapple pizza
3. I'm going to be studying IT at a technical college soon.

Guess which one is fake.

#2

#2

You guessed right.  I despise pineapple pizza

1. I cuddled a baby elephant (It may or may not have been wild)
2. I'm part of the LBGT community (I wont confirm which letter)
3. I was born in the US (I wont say what state)

Edit: Okay rule change

1. I applied for the police service
2. I took pole dancing lessons
3. I'm currently making an amateur film

I will point out that I'm not gonna confirm which were lies and which were truths.

Okay 3. was the lie, I was never born in the US. I did cuddle a baby elephant and I am not hetero.

1 and 2 were the lies, I've only thought about joining the police I never went through with applying and I've never took pole dancing lessons.

Okay 3. was the lie, I was never born in the US. I did cuddle a baby elephant and I am not hetero.

1 and 2 were the lies, I've only thought about joining the police I never went through with applying and I've never took pole dancing lessons.

"amateur film".......I think I know we're you're going with this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"amateur film".......I think I know we're you're going with this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No it's not a porn film, go grab a cold shower!

May I request that this thread be pinned?

May I request that this thread be pinned?

Why?

Why?

Because it seems to be getting popular. Other people request to have their threads pinned all the time. Why is this a problem?

May I request that this thread be pinned?

I don't think so.

No it's not a porn film, go grab a cold shower!

.....w-what?! who said anything about porn?!

I thought you were just making a documentary on reptiles is all!

I don't think so.

Why? If I may ask.

.....w-what?! who said anything about porn?!

I thought you were just making a documentary on reptiles is all!

Suuuuuure!

No we're writing and soon to direct a horror.