FLOOD I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!!!

Mattie G Indahouse · February 08, 2015, 06:58:10 PM

I ended up getting a random erection so I had an idea to try out that toilet paper size thing. So I went into the bathroom took the roll off the bar and I slid it down my dick. It was a tight fit but I got it to my pubic area. When it came to taking it off that's where the problem is. My head is too fat for it to go up and I can't cut the roll due to it being almost full. So know I'm posting to you people with a toilet paper roll stuck on my dick. What to do?

Girl of Mystery · February 08, 2015, 06:59:40 PM

Copying old bnet threads is only funny when done occasionally

Mattie G Indahouse · February 08, 2015, 07:01:07 PM

Quote from: BumTicklerLemön on February 08, 2015, 06:59:40 PM

Copying old bnet threads is only funny when done occasionally

Except this one isn't a copy or an old thread. Right now I have a toilet paper roll stuck onto my dick.

The Waifu Master · February 08, 2015, 07:05:08 PM

Lose the erection.

clum clum · February 08, 2015, 07:12:31 PM

Quote from: The Waifu God on February 08, 2015, 07:05:08 PM

Lose the erection.

easy for you to say, limp-dick

Girl of Mystery · February 08, 2015, 07:13:30 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 08, 2015, 07:12:31 PM

Quote from: The Waifu God on February 08, 2015, 07:05:08 PM
Lose the erection.

easy for you to say, limp-dick

Waifu Master is MyNameIsCharlie confirmed?

Onion · February 08, 2015, 07:15:14 PM

I couldn't even fit it in the roll.

Destati · February 08, 2015, 07:15:36 PM

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🂿 · February 08, 2015, 07:21:04 PM

Why on earth would you put your dick in a toilet paper roll?

Word Wizard · February 08, 2015, 07:30:23 PM

Sure it wasn't chinese handcuffs? Those seem more your dick size.

Onion · February 08, 2015, 07:31:25 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 08, 2015, 07:21:04 PM

Why on earth would you put your dick in a toilet paper roll?

It's a test to see if you have a tiny cock.