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On June 9th, I can finally masturbate again. I have a new faith in God.

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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
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have you ever focused on anything but getting off?


MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Get of my lawn
Cool on you.


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have you ever focused on anything but getting off?

From a certain point of view, everything is to get off. Even the most autistic scientists have the following plan:

1) Aqcuire skills
2) Discover X
3) Aqcuire wealth and respect
4) Be balls deep in hot bitches by midnight


RomanGladiator | Legendary Invincible!
 
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have you ever focused on anything but getting off?
Star Wars rumors.


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen
have you ever focused on anything but getting off?

From a certain point of view, everything is to get off. Even the most autistic scientists have the following plan:

1) Aqcuire skills
2) Discover X
3) Aqcuire wealth and respect
4) Be balls deep in hot bitches by midnight
Maybe to you...

The feeling of an orgasm shouldn't be a primary motivation in your life, it should be a side goal.


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Get of my lawn
have you ever focused on anything but getting off?

From a certain point of view, everything is to get off. Even the most autistic scientists have the following plan:

1) Aqcuire skills
2) Discover X
3) Aqcuire wealth and respect
4) Be balls deep in hot bitches by midnight
Maybe to you...

The feeling of an orgasm shouldn't be a primary motivation in your life, it should be a side goal.

From an evolutionary standpoint, ejaculation is the only goal. I realize in saying this I admit I am an evolutionary dead end


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen
have you ever focused on anything but getting off?

From a certain point of view, everything is to get off. Even the most autistic scientists have the following plan:

1) Aqcuire skills
2) Discover X
3) Aqcuire wealth and respect
4) Be balls deep in hot bitches by midnight
Maybe to you...

The feeling of an orgasm shouldn't be a primary motivation in your life, it should be a side goal.

From an evolutionary standpoint, ejaculation is the only goal. I realize in saying this I admit I am an evolutionary dead end
Species continuity isn't a priority to an intelligent species


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Roman is literally just a penis with a brain and body attached


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Get of my lawn
have you ever focused on anything but getting off?

From a certain point of view, everything is to get off. Even the most autistic scientists have the following plan:

1) Aqcuire skills
2) Discover X
3) Aqcuire wealth and respect
4) Be balls deep in hot bitches by midnight
Maybe to you...

The feeling of an orgasm shouldn't be a primary motivation in your life, it should be a side goal.

From an evolutionary standpoint, ejaculation is the only goal. I realize in saying this I admit I am an evolutionary dead end
Species continuity isn't a priority to an intelligent species

Or would an intelligent species accept that it is all that matters?


Off into the tall grass we go!


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
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I neither fear, nor despise.
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Roman is literally just a penis with a brain and body attached
Any cognitive function in Roman only happens in his genitals tbh


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Roman is literally just a penis with a brain and body attached
Any cognitive function in Roman only happens in his genitals tbh

I've yet to hear why this is atypical


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I actually masurbated once last night, and once this morning. I had to rethink my technique, and hope I didn't damage anything. Going against the Doctor's orders, heavy risk, but the prize... Basically don't do that for six weeks, but I did it after two.


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I actually masurbated once last night, and once this morning. I had to rethink my technique, and hope I didn't damage anything. Going against the Doctor's orders, heavy risk, but the prize... Basically don't do that for six weeks, but I did it after two.
Come on fam, those precautions are there for a pretty good reason


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Inb4 he permanently disfigures his penis.


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You're on your way to becoming a real life theon grayjoy