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On June 9th, I can finally masturbate again. I have a new faith in God.

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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
have you ever focused on anything but getting off?


MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Get of my lawn
Cool on you.


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have you ever focused on anything but getting off?

From a certain point of view, everything is to get off. Even the most autistic scientists have the following plan:

1) Aqcuire skills
2) Discover X
3) Aqcuire wealth and respect
4) Be balls deep in hot bitches by midnight


RomanGladiator | Legendary Invincible!
 
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have you ever focused on anything but getting off?
Star Wars rumors.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
have you ever focused on anything but getting off?

From a certain point of view, everything is to get off. Even the most autistic scientists have the following plan:

1) Aqcuire skills
2) Discover X
3) Aqcuire wealth and respect
4) Be balls deep in hot bitches by midnight
Maybe to you...

The feeling of an orgasm shouldn't be a primary motivation in your life, it should be a side goal.


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Get of my lawn
have you ever focused on anything but getting off?

From a certain point of view, everything is to get off. Even the most autistic scientists have the following plan:

1) Aqcuire skills
2) Discover X
3) Aqcuire wealth and respect
4) Be balls deep in hot bitches by midnight
Maybe to you...

The feeling of an orgasm shouldn't be a primary motivation in your life, it should be a side goal.

From an evolutionary standpoint, ejaculation is the only goal. I realize in saying this I admit I am an evolutionary dead end


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
have you ever focused on anything but getting off?

From a certain point of view, everything is to get off. Even the most autistic scientists have the following plan:

1) Aqcuire skills
2) Discover X
3) Aqcuire wealth and respect
4) Be balls deep in hot bitches by midnight
Maybe to you...

The feeling of an orgasm shouldn't be a primary motivation in your life, it should be a side goal.

From an evolutionary standpoint, ejaculation is the only goal. I realize in saying this I admit I am an evolutionary dead end
Species continuity isn't a priority to an intelligent species


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Roman is literally just a penis with a brain and body attached


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have you ever focused on anything but getting off?

From a certain point of view, everything is to get off. Even the most autistic scientists have the following plan:

1) Aqcuire skills
2) Discover X
3) Aqcuire wealth and respect
4) Be balls deep in hot bitches by midnight
Maybe to you...

The feeling of an orgasm shouldn't be a primary motivation in your life, it should be a side goal.

From an evolutionary standpoint, ejaculation is the only goal. I realize in saying this I admit I am an evolutionary dead end
Species continuity isn't a priority to an intelligent species

Or would an intelligent species accept that it is all that matters?


Off into the tall grass we go!


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
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I neither fear, nor despise.
ok


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Roman is literally just a penis with a brain and body attached
Any cognitive function in Roman only happens in his genitals tbh


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Roman is literally just a penis with a brain and body attached
Any cognitive function in Roman only happens in his genitals tbh

I've yet to hear why this is atypical


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I actually masurbated once last night, and once this morning. I had to rethink my technique, and hope I didn't damage anything. Going against the Doctor's orders, heavy risk, but the prize... Basically don't do that for six weeks, but I did it after two.


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‘The most inoffensive user on this website’ - Verbatim
I actually masurbated once last night, and once this morning. I had to rethink my technique, and hope I didn't damage anything. Going against the Doctor's orders, heavy risk, but the prize... Basically don't do that for six weeks, but I did it after two.
Come on fam, those precautions are there for a pretty good reason


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Inb4 he permanently disfigures his penis.


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You're on your way to becoming a real life theon grayjoy