Ever been hit on by a gay dude?

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If you're gay, ever been hit on by a straight person?

This one guy at the eye doctor a few years ago would keep telling me "You have pretty blue eyes" whenever I was waiting for my results (they're always 20/20.

Haven't gone since but according to my mom and sister that guy isn't there anymore. I still see fine so there's no reason for me to go still.


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I was hit on by the police after I called the officer sexy. He told me to keep my clothes on and to maintain the distance.


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i was at taco bell once and the guy who took my order disappeared. not unusual, but then his coworker came to the window and asked me if i was gay or bi because the dude who took my order wanted to ask me out on a date. he wasnt my type and im not into sexual relationships with people w/ penises anyway so i just kinda awkwardly said nah and drove off.


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Was he cute?

i was at taco bell once and the guy who took my order disappeared. not unusual, but then his coworker came to the window and asked me if i was gay or bi because the dude who took my order wanted to ask me out on a date. he wasnt my type and im not into sexual relationships with people w/ penises anyway so i just kinda awkwardly said nah and drove off.


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i barely remember what he looked like but i didnt think he was cute.


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Was he fat?

i barely remember what he looked like but i didnt think he was cute.


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i was at taco bell once and the guy who took my order disappeared. not unusual, but then his coworker came to the window and asked me if i was gay or bi because the dude who took my order wanted to ask me out on a date. he wasnt my type and im not into sexual relationships with people w/ penises anyway so i just kinda awkwardly said nah and drove off.
You still owe me a movie, bucko.

OT: I've only noticed being hit on by a gay dude once. It was at a mall and I was wearing the tightest sweater that could fit over my scrawny frame.


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Was he fat?

i barely remember what he looked like but i didnt think he was cute.
no


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Tfw Azu literally never answers you back on an agreed-upon movie date that's like 3 years late >:T


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
>tfw been hit on by more bear faggots or old dudes than qt 3d female(♂) waifus

feels bad man


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Tfw Azu literally never answers you back on an agreed-upon movie date that's like 3 years late >:T
because it probably isnt ever happening


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Tfw Azu literally never answers you back on an agreed-upon movie date that's like 3 years late >:T
because it probably isnt ever happening


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>tfw been hit on by more bear faggots or old dudes than qt 3d female(♂) waifus

feels bad man
>3dpd "female" waifus
Last Edit: May 23, 2017, 09:16:37 PM by (((Fun_Timer)))


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
>tfw been hit on by more bear faggots or old dudes than qt 3d female(♂) waifus

feels bad man
>3dpd female waifus

not female
female(♂)


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but i've been looked at a few times


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
lmao remember when batch made that thread about how some gay dude hit on him and he like threw up or something holy fuck that was hilariously sad


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No disintegrations!
No. Granted, I've never been hit on by anybody, period.
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
This thread makes me miss hitting on milfs when I used to work cashier


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More than I can count. They also add me on instagram and Snapchat randomly.

I have a couple close gay homies and if I go to a rave or party with them I'll get hit on by 2-3 without fail. And if they post a picture on social media of us I'll get minimum of 4-5 gay dudes hitting me up on there.

Smh


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yeah when i worked at chick fil a the one gay dude that worked cash register would hit on me and always be striking up conversation with me


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All the fucking time. I chose the wrong sexuality tbh


 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
I've lost count

Just earlier today, actually. There's this one guy who always acts uncomfortably affectionate towards me and today he kept singing my name. There's another guy at my work who occasionally flirts with me. And there was this guy on facebook a week ago that was trying to entice me with free stuff and food, but I was sort of getting crazy and rapey vibes from him. In general it seems like I'm completely uninterested in any of the people who hit on me. Not sure why.
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Nope. I look too alpha and hetero so they don't even bother.


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Hey.
I came here from b.net after a few Floods invited me. None of them post on either b.net nor here anymore, which is sad. I was still active on b.net until for some bizarre reason, b.net admins locked out people who have not played Destiny. Even if you wanted to post on the offtopic section. After that, I fully moved here and have not returned to b.net since.
Please come play Halo with me.
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A part of me was tempted to go with it, but another turned them down.

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>tfw been hit on by more bear faggots or old dudes than qt 3d female(♂) waifus

feels bad man
>3dpd female waifus

not female
female(♂)


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