Hello, I am Chris Roberts! I am very busy!

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HEY!!!!!!!

Get out of my room! Didn’t I say I was VERY busy?

Right now, I am casting a spell to kill my fans throwing money at me!

You see, my republican parents raised me into a level 95 mage, so watch out, Dereck Unsmart!

Haha! I won't kill you for entering into my room unless you call my psychiatrist!

Anyway, why would I want to kill my own fanbase? You see... They are trying to drown me in my sleep with money! Those sneaky buggers!

First, it was the campaign goal, then it was the stretch goals, then it was the ships, the store bundles, and the money hole!

I am crying all the time from my life energies being sucked to create a universe while the programmers transform to my labourers as I cast hunch back virus!

However, these fans are throwing millions of hard cash and digital payments as psychological projectiles to make me destroy what I love, such as my family and action figures!

They chant “Chris Roberts must die to make Star Citizen” and have goon blood sacrifices to summon hoards of furries into my own office!

I barely escaped with my wives.

I don't think they deserved my love, but my mercy.

I am Chris Roberts, and don't call the police!

If you do, I will find you, and cast fireball on those you love.

#gangsta #purification #harrypotter
Last Edit: December 04, 2019, 12:16:16 PM by Joan_of_Boat


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OH GOD! WW3?!?!
Last Edit: December 04, 2019, 12:13:12 PM by Joan_of_Boat


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Hey.
I came here from b.net after a few Floods invited me. None of them post on either b.net nor here anymore, which is sad. I was still active on b.net until for some bizarre reason, b.net admins locked out people who have not played Destiny. Even if you wanted to post on the offtopic section. After that, I fully moved here and have not returned to b.net since.
Please come play Halo with me.
I didn't think its possible but my god you proved me wrong. Posts that are less coherent than Loaf's. A+


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If you be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal