Britain's 'loneliest schoolboy' forced to befriend ducks.

 
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The 10-year-old lives on the remote Scottish island of Out Skerries, where he is Skerries Community School’s sole pupil.

Aron, who wants to be a fisherman like his father Ewan, 43, when he grows up, admitted: “It is quite weird sometimes – not having anyone else at school.

“But I like this island. I can ride around and explore on my bike; in summer I can swim in the sea and jump off the pier.”

His exclusive education costs the local council £75,357 per year, more than double the price of a boarder’s place at Eton.

English, maths, science, cookery and crafts lessons take place in a single-storey, two-room modern building set close to the sea, as everywhere is on the tiny Shetland isle 386 miles north of Edinburgh.

PE lessons consist of a bracing one-mile daily walk with teacher Jean Harlow, picking up interesting objects en route.

As the only school-age child on the island Aron's best friends are his dog, some ducks and flocks of sheep.
Pictured: Aron Anderson and his mum Denise.


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Sorry I forgot I am on here. Wow what a fucking loser he should totally kill himself and then stick it up his pooper.
That aside, does £75,357 seem a bit steep to you?


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His exclusive education costs the local council £75,357 per year

How nice of the community to pick up the tab.


 
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What happens if he gets suspension or expelled or something? They close down the school? 

Can just imagine him flinging shit at the teacher to save the island 75k


 
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What happens if he gets suspension or expelled or something? They close down the school? 

Can just imagine him flinging shit at the teacher to save the island 75k
I doubt it, he seems happy with his lot