Be honest, who here still hasn’t seen my ass?

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Please just take my recommendation and look at this fantastic butt if you haven’t yet. But if that’s not enough, take a look at this thread above. It excellently sums up what’s so great about my ass, and I want to actually challenge Verbatim’s argument from his traps aren't gay delusion about themes in this post.

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My ass is a single-orificed mystery/trap with plenty of erotic elements. It takes place in chairs and sofas, in two cheekss that ultimately connect to each other along a crack. It has a huge round shape of slappable cheeks, some appearing in only one angle, some appearing in two, and one set hole, extremely important but essentially disgusting if you think about it too much, which appears when you spread it. Despite how gay this may sound, it never gets saggy and you’re never at a lull where you’re asking “wait, who is this guy again”?

The firmness makes the ass, in my opinion, but make no mistake - the jiggliness of the ass is one of the most well-crafted twerks where you’re often confused, but always wanting more. The only time you might be scratching your head is at the end of the first session, as, fair warning, it’s more of a “oh fuck was thatr gay?” situation that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense on first fuck except to the most mental-gymnasticky of coomer. I always tell people that no, you can’t suck my dick that would be gay bro, as that would homosexually set the tone and then everything else would be gay, but the first aspect of a concise, heteroromantic relationship begins on the second date.

The show is almost, almost like a “Tom Holland meets a Marilyn Monroe meets a Christina Hendrix ass”, in a way. That’s just a simple comparison, though, and the ass itself is unique and unlike anything you’ve probably seen.

This ass makes me disagree with Verbatim’s idea that the dick makes it better. He said that without the dick, without the male genitals flopping wtih the rhythm, an ass is just bred. That may be the case with most asses, yes. That may be the case when an ass is treated as auxillary to a larger image or provide some larger reason for you to fuck it - for Verbatim, he likes to walk away from an ass with some takeaway he can fap to his later, to feel like his time wasn’t wasted.

I can understand that, but really, do you need a pussy or dick to have something to fap to your when you're done? What about a “I relate to this person and the things they went through their ass makes me feel better about things I’ve gone through in my own life”? What about “their ass and how it jiggled, and how they resolved the orgasm I gave them has given me new insight on what I'm looking for in a relationship”? I’m mainly speaking to Verbatim in this paragraph, because for most people, merely the promise of watching an incredible, high-quality ass bounce on our cock is its own reward. What I’m saying is that you don’t need a dick, or a vagina, to something to think about while you fap later. The ass itself can be what gets you off.

Verbatim compared traps to a man - the dick being the main attraction, and the ass being the thing you use to jack your meat while you stare at the penis - the the literal force on your penis - but not the reason you're fucking the person. My ass, as I said, is unlike any ass I’ve ever seen, and I think no exception can be made. My ass is like an entree of tastiest potato chips you’ve ever tasted. Not some Lays bullshit - the genuine article, made by some renowned Southern cook and served to you in a fancy restaurant. Is it a sandwich, is it good for you? Not really. It's still still deep fried and mostly fat. It has no health food content (i.e. dick, pussy, gigantic tiddies), but goddamn is it delicious. Goddamn you will mount me time after time, and it'll be gone as fast as you can coom in it. And while it didn’t do anything for you on a health food level, goddamn you’ll remember that dining experience, eating that ass, for a long, LONG time.

My ass takes its cheeks and hole very seriously, and everything is very consistent. But it also doesn’t pander to you pretending to be something it’s not. It’s definitely not a fat pair of tits or something like vagina. If I had to reach and guess the weight of my ass, it would be “fat as FUCK”. The ass goes out of its way to reward the people who buy me dinner, makes the ones who won't even share their bud reconsider their lives, and suffocate the outright monsters. There’s a sense of romance in each caress and slap, working together to defeat this horny that looms over everything. And in the end of my jeans, there’s yes, a sense of romantic love that these same-sex individuals have developed toward each other.

You will love the ass, that’s for sure. You’re connected with it and want to see it from a dozen different angles almost immediately. Even the “dick” is endearing and charming (except that literally is NOT the point pls no touchy). Anyway, this isn’t really an ass that even has masculine features, and men's pants are almost more like saggy trousers than male features. It’s not a pretentious ass, even if it might seem that way initially. Just give it a chance and you’ll enjoy it - I promise, on the honor of Das B00t.  ;)


 
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I hope my Baccano thread becomes a meme guys!!! I hope it gets parodied! I’m not just saying this to ensure it stops getting parodied either, not just saying this because my Baccano thread deserves legitimate discussion about the show and doesn’t deserve to be made fun of nope! Please make my thread a meme haha! :)


 
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the biggest problem with asses is that, no matter what, i simply cannot dissociate them from the toilet


 
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the biggest problem with asses is that, no matter what, i simply cannot dissociate them from the toilet
WOW you’ll respond to this but not my actual thread where I expertly challenged your tomato metaphor :(


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10/10 for the idea, 5/10 for execution.

I hope my Baccano thread becomes a meme guys!!! I hope it gets parodied! I’m not just saying this to ensure it stops getting parodied either, not just saying this because my Baccano thread deserves legitimate discussion about the show and doesn’t deserve to be made fun of nope! Please make my thread a meme haha! :)
it's a thread calling verbatim gay what could better


 
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the biggest problem with asses is that, no matter what, i simply cannot dissociate them from the toilet
"damn bitch you piss with that dick"


 
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You walk with the foot though, aka you literally TRAVERSE THIS WORLD with it. You step on top of and over things with it. But no that’s the weird thing compared to the purposes of the ass and dick.


 
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the biggest problem with asses is that, no matter what, i simply cannot dissociate them from the toilet
"damn bitch you piss with that dick"
i ignore all dicks

it's significantly easier for reasons i don't understand

and sure piss is disgusting, but it doesn't quite evoke the same degree of revulsion that shit does
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verbatim if you like Sol more than me I will kill a small insect


 
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well, go right on ahead then


 
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I clicked the spoiler and what was seen cannot be unseen. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go get into my car and drive myself into the nearest canal.


 
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the biggest problem with asses is that, no matter what, i simply cannot dissociate them from the toilet

what (most) people are attracted to are the buttocks, not the rectum though. The only thing the buttocks have to do with shitting is sitting down.


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the biggest problem with asses is that, no matter what, i simply cannot dissociate them from the toilet
what (most) people are attracted to are the buttocks, not the rectum though. The only thing the buttocks have to do with shitting is sitting down.
still, that doesn't really break the association that my brain indelibly fastens between the two concepts

they're close enough to each other to where what you just said registers as splitting hairs to me, even if it logically isn't


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the biggest problem with asses is that, no matter what, i simply cannot dissociate them from the toilet
what (most) people are attracted to are the buttocks, not the rectum though. The only thing the buttocks have to do with shitting is sitting down.
still, that doesn't really break the association that my brain indelibly fastens between the two concepts

they're close enough to each other to where what you just said registers as splitting hairs to me, even if it logically isn't

So if we use your brain's logic, does that therefore make all ass men scat men?


 
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So if we use your brain's logic, does that therefore make all ass men scat men?
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So if we use your brain's logic, does that therefore make all ass men scat men?
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So what're your thoughts on anal


 
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So if we use your brain's logic, does that therefore make all ass men scat men?
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So if we use your brain's logic, does that therefore make all ass men scat men?
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if your ass gives someone shit dick, you don't clean yourself right

your take here is incredibly wrong


 
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So if we use your brain's logic, does that therefore make all ass men scat men?
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if your ass gives someone shit dick, you don't clean yourself right

your take here is incredibly wrong
it's not about shit dick, and it's not about me being right—i'm just talking about what i personally find gross, and it honestly doesn't make a difference to me how well you clean yourself (primarily because there's no way to trust people)

of course, the fact that anal sex is basically the ultimate contraceptive means that i can't be anything but pro-anal, but like all sexual activity, it's still objectively gross if you allow yourself to look beyond the perspective of the primitive fishmonkey part of your brain
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So if we use your brain's logic, does that therefore make all ass men scat men?
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if your ass gives someone shit dick, you don't clean yourself right

your take here is incredibly wrong
it's not about shit dick, and it's not about me being right—i'm just talking about what i personally find gross, and it honestly doesn't make a difference to me how well you clean yourself (primarily because there's no way to trust people)

of course, the fact that anal sex is basically the ultimate contraceptive means that i can't be anything but pro-anal, but like all sexual activity, it's still objectively gross if you allow yourself to look beyond the perspective of the primitive fishmonkey part of your brain
I just meant the take that doing anal makes you borderline a scat fetishist

the two are completely unrelated and I would be weirded out if I accidentally gave someone shit dick and they didn't think it was gross
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So if we use your brain's logic, does that therefore make all ass men scat men?
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Nice


 
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I just meant the take that doing anal makes you borderline a scat fetishist

the two are completely unrelated and I would be weirded out if I accidentally gave someone shit dick and they didn't think it was gross
that would be abjectly horrifying, but also, i can easily imagine someone who's really into anal not caring about that because he knows the territory, and nobody wants to take the extra time to prepare themselves just to have sex

most people work on a "good enough" principle and i wouldn't be shocked if you did too, and personally, i think it takes a special kind of stupid to dig in somebody's asshole, find something, and be surprised about it

even if you're squeaky clean, the only way i'd feel safe going down there is if i personally cleaned you myself—and even then, i'd be apprehensive as fuck, because if you're eating healthy, it's not like your body doesn't constantly produce waste
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