Asked one of my girlfriends to marry me

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We're lying naked on her bed with her head on my chest and my back against the backboard. I look her straight in the eyes and with a very sincere and commanding voice I say "let's get married"

Obviously I'm not serious about that and we both wouldn't, but man o man those initial seconds after I said it. The silence in the room, her heart stopping. Her eyes lighting up and mouth left open speechless, corners creasing into a smile while I can see her contemplating it for a few brief seconds before she becomes rational again. That shit was intoxicating


 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Quote from: challengerX on April 10, 2017, 04:36:34 PM
So she said no huh
Oh yeah she turned that down quick

 
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Quote from: Teki no Sukottorando on June 04, 2017, 07:06:15 PM
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begging jive to kill himself isnt enough

I need to hire a hitman off the internet

 
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Quote from: Vien on April 11, 2017, 02:55:29 AM
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2017 and the delusion lives on

I can't believe how dedicated he is

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Quote from: Batch on April 11, 2017, 04:29:29 AM
2017 and the delusion lives on

I can't believe how dedicated he is
What delusion?

 
 
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not really but w/e

 
 
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Quote from: challengerX on April 11, 2017, 01:56:59 PM
Jive is a good person he just fucks around too much
he's literally evil

 
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Why are you guys giving Jive shit?

I'm sure they both had a good time. Yeah he threw the ol' post-coital "Lets get married", but that's not evil is it? Another way of saying "I like you"?

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Quote from: FatherlyNick on April 11, 2017, 03:39:36 PM
Why are you guys giving Jive shit?

I'm sure they both had a good time. Yeah he threw the ol' post-coital "Lets get married", but that's not evil is it? Another way of saying "I like you"?

Would be super cringe if he weren't an alphy. It's a good thing he's cute.

 
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That's how I asked my wife to marry me. Lying in bed after sex. She obviously said yes. Pretty beautiful moment.

Asking someone to marry you should be in the moment. It shouldn't be planned.