I feel like telling some stories. But I don't feel like telling them without some reason to talk about em beforehand. It's like an ama, but strictly personal experience related. Ask me about the good shit, the bad shit, the funny, the sad, whatever, and I'll give you a story.

Have you ever masturbated with one hand on your cock and a finger up your butt?

Have you ever masturbated with one hand on your cock and a finger up your butt?

Nope. I'm not real keen on the idea of sticking other parts of me into my ass.

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 30, 2015, 01:47:32 AM

Quote from: NiggerBot 9000 on November 30, 2015, 01:44:09 AM

Have you ever masturbated with one hand on your cock and a finger up your butt?

Nope. I'm not real keen on the idea of sticking other parts of me into my ass.

What's the farthest you ever managed to launch your seed?

Probably close to the other end of a bathroom stall.

To continue the theme, have you ever masturbated to traps?

Oh, sure thing boss.

What's something specific you regret not doing?

I really regret never putting in more of an effort to search for somebody. There was a childhood friend of mine, who I was really, really close with. Me and her were best buds. And it was different from what you see of most childhood friendships.

I mean you tell people that you were really good friends with somebody when you were young, and they're just gonna nod their head and roll their eyes. A lot like teenage romance I guess.

But anyway, I moved across provinces when I was younger. And I never got to say goodbye. And I always, always wanted to go back and find her. Even if I knew that over the years, she'd be a completely different person, that sort instinct and want has always stayed.

So a few years back, I paid a visit to my birth province, and I did some backtracking to the school I went to. I tried to find in records and stuff but I had no luck.

And I think I should have pressed it a bit more before I had to go back home. I'm always going to regret not finding her.